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“Please, Jay-yah!” Jaeyun begs. “I’m sure we can get, like, at least 30,000 won. 50,000 if you squirt—”
Jongseong kicks him in the knee as hard as he can with gross, sticky puppy hands still helplessly clinging at his pants. “I will not squirt!” he shrieks, but in doing so has already dug his own grave.
Jaeyun was like a trained lab dog sniffing out drug fumes. Any tiny hairline fracture in his best friend’s armor leaking pure delicious weakness, he would surely wiggle his grimy fingertips into and ruthlessly rip open. So Jongseong wouldn’t squirt…but he would make the video with him, then? Say less. Game over.
In which one bro has the genius idea of whoring his other bro out for a ten-piece boneless wing deal, and they (somehow) accidentally start a hundred-million-won, fujoshi-funded empire together.
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down under the sunflower by caphesuada (caphescafe), kobuchi for kobuchi
Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band)
05 Oct 2025
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“ugh, yeah it’s…just my car.” jay struggled to get the words out. his english wasn’t bad or anything, maybe a little rusty, but it’s the heat’s fault! definitely not because of the excruciatingly hot guy before him.
the australian waits for him to explain further, though his gaze was anywhere but some janky dead car. in fact, the man finds his eyes lingering on the faded outline of a sunflower tattoo, placed right above a delicate collarbone. oh, that’s cute. finally, he asks, “ya’ car not working?”
jay pouted, which seemed to be enough of an answer. "well, good thing you caught me when you did. nobody uses these roads anymore.”
that seemed to snap jay from his stupor. “say what now?”
basically, jay runs away and gets saved by australian dick.
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- Part 3 of ──★ 🐈⬛🍓🎸˙⋆⭒˚｡⋆ ̟!!
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Jay reaches out to slowly guide one of Jake’s strong veiny hands so that it’s holding the back of her head, gaze going soft at the way those strong fingers are quick to melt into her, petting Jay’s hair. Slow, delicate. Like Jake always was with her.
And so Jay expects it- the way Jake tenses up and hesitates when she places the Australian boy’s other hand so that it’s gingerly gripping at her neck, pressed right over her throat—Jake’s innocent puppy eyes going comically wide.
“When I do it myself it’s hard to go down all the way, ‘cause you’re just so big,” Jay explains, voice way too calm and innocent for what she was talking about, much less asking him to do. “But if you help me, I think I could do it.”
Jay pauses, then. Like she knew this next part was going to be the nail in the coffin of Jake Sim's Sanity Supply, the death of her poor puppy boyfriend.
Because Jay bites at her lip, looks up at him through fluttering lashes, and softly says, “Deep throating.”
Or, Jake comes home from late night soccer practice and wants so badly to just wash up and cuddle his pretty girlfriend to sleep. Jay has other plans.
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“I’ve heard a thing or two about bunny boyssss~” The snake whispers, the split tip of his long slithering tongue wavering with each lazy S-syllable. “You’ve got two holes, don’t ya?”
He comes in closer, and Jay shuts his eyes tightly, seemingly barely breathing until Jake’s plush glossy lips brush against his hot skin like tingly needles, making the bunny hybrid inhale sharply.
“We may be kinda compatible, you and I. What d’ya say we find out?”
Or, as a vulnerable bunny hybrid growing up in a small town, Jay’s parents taught him two things. One was to diligently ration out carrots and cabbage to store during the winter months—something that seemed only logical, in Jay’s opinion.
The other was perhaps even more obvious, yet for some reason his parents still felt the need to hammer the golden rule into his impressionable kit (read: baby bunny) brain over and over again. Whenever a new family moved into the neighborhood, or a new student joined his class- they would always, without fail, remind him:
Stay away from predators—especially the snake hybrids.
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“J-Jake, wait–”
He grabs at the other one, but this time when he squeezes—
“Uh—” Jake gives a curious puppy tilt of his head, tongue unconsciously darting out to catch the droplet of liquid he surely felt splash him in the face. It’s sweet.
“—Mmn,” is all Jay offers in return, a garbled, uncomfortable noise as he stares down at his own chest and now soiled lace camisole completely mortified, a few stray droplets scattered across the white material, making its silky thin fabric even more see-through. Because it was wet, wet with—
“Holy shit,” Jake can’t help it—what the fuck.
Or, Jay is six months pregnant, and Jake is trying his best to stay sane about it. Of course, he fails miserably—but no one was actually expecting him to say no to sampling his cute omega wife's breast milk, right? He was just an alpha in love. He couldn't make miracles happen.
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- Part 3 of jayke abo verse
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──★ 🐈⬛🍓🎸˙⋆⭒˚｡⋆ ̟!! by caphesuada (caphescafe), kobuchi, orphan_account
Fandom ENHYPEN (Band), TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)
18 Feb 2026
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assortments of my standalone works
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“Jay-yah, you’d look really pretty pregnant,” Jake said, casually, as if he was commenting on the weather.
The silence that followed was deafening. Jake watched as Jay’s eyebrows slowly knitted together like they were physically trying to shield his brain from the words it had just heard.
“…What?”
“I said you’d look really pret—”
“No, Jake, I heard you the first time," Jay spat, turning to look at Jake like he had just told him the earth was flat. "What the fuck is wrong with you?”
or:
Sim Jaeyun has dreams just like every other person. Getting Park Jongseong pregnant was at the top of his list.
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24 Feb 2026
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Jake always has his glasses on and his eyes in a book. But when he finally takes them off, Jay realizes some moments are worth more than studying.
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07 Nov 2025
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Jake doesn’t notice anyway, because he’s busy shuffling towards him and shoving his dick in Jay’s face. It’s a lot more intimidating up close.
“Here comes the airplane,” he says before resting the tip on Jay’s lips.
I’m gonna fucking bite his stupid penis off, thinks Jay.
or: How to annoy your crush into fucking you, by Sim Jaeyun.
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02 Oct 2025
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“You’re making that face again,” Sunghoon says, shoving at Jay to break him out of his stupor.
“What face?” Jay grumpily asks, rubbing a tired hand over his face to clear his expression into something much more neutral.
“That ugly face you make when you’re jealous because Jake isn’t paying attention to you,” Sunghoon says, causing Heeseung to snicker from beside him.
Or, Jay breaks up with Jake, but Jake isn't one to let go (and maybe Jay isn't, either).
Bookmarked by kobuchi
30 Jun 2025
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Maybe it was better when everyone didn't believe they are a couple. Now they just can't seem to get a moment of peace.
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- Part 5 of Hogwarts Fluff
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08 Jun 2025