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    “I’m like a DoorDasher but instead of taking an order of Taco Bell four for four to the dorm room that smells like weed and axe body spray I am bringing you, some cumbag-sorry- scumbag to someone you pissed off to get-” He made a finger gun and pointed it at Peter’s head- “ka-blow. Well assume, maybe not. Maybe more like ‘Oh god please I’ll tell you anything just stop breaking my toes’, no clue why they want ya.”

    Almost two years post No Way Home Peter Parker is living life as the invisible man, no friends, no family, no real connections. That is until a mysterious red clad man drops down from the heavens to kidnap him. Turns out the merc has no idea about his secret identity, he is the only person in 17 months who seems to care about Peter Parker. And not in a good way.

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    06 Nov 2025

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    The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
    Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.

    Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.

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    21 Oct 2025

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    Tweek is a troubled boy who spends his lunch period every day in the greenhouse tucked away at the back of the school. He soon finds himself falling for Craig, a cute but mysterious boy who's obsessed with space and hides behind the greenhouse to smoke.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    After three years of fake dating, Tweek is convinced that his overwhelming feelings will wreck everything if Craig ever finds out about them. He's holding it together just fine until South Park Middle gives Craig a role in Grease, and Craig in a leather jacket pulls the whole thing down around Tweek's ears. Asking their friends for advice can't backfire that badly, right?

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Craig is seventeen and still hasn't had his first kiss yet since everyone thinks he and Tweek had been dating for over seven years. He figures breaking up would be the best way for them to date other people and finally get some, but breaking up is harder than it seems. Especially when he realizes a little bit too late, that he actually doesn't want to.

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    18 Oct 2025