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    “Announcing the Princess of the Kingdom of East Blue, her royal high-” The herald cuts himself off when the carriage comes into view.

    It’s not the princess. It’s not even a carriage.

    “Oh.” Roronoa Zoro says. “This isn’t a town.”

     

    Prince Sanji of the Kingdom of North Blue comes of age. The king and queen, being rulers in a long period of peace and prosperity, announce a search for a suitable princess to wed their son.

    No one expects the Demon of East Blue to show up, least of all himself.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    The first time Luffy walks into the Baratie with Usopp and Zoro during lunch rush, Sanji has to go stand in the walk-in freezer to scream into his hands. He wants to tell Zoro to get the fuck out. He cannot tell Zoro to get the fuck out, because that’s unreasonable and rude.

    Just because Zoro is—unfortunately—Sanji’s type in men doesn’t mean Sanji can act like a child around him.

    See, Sanji wasn't gay until he met Gin. Gin wasn't gay, either. What they did together was everything from "practice" to "just some fun" to "giving a friend a hand" (or mouth, or hole). But they certainly, absolutely were not boyfriends because Gin was straight and Sanji was straight.

    It was perfect, until Sanji had to go and ruin it by liking it too much. He flew too close to the gay-sun and his not-gay wings of wax melted, go fucking figure.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    It’s been a while since Sanji has gotten some action, which is the only reason why Zoro’s deplorable, barely-there attempt somehow works. Obviously.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    SCREAM

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    Cats bring their owners dead things because they think they're shit at hunting and incapable of feeding themselves.
    Zoro brings Sanji dead things because he knows what he can cook with them.
    (And because he thinks he's shit at hunting.)

    "She's right, though. These past few months… Bringing your catches back to me all proud."
    Zoro could feel every word on the shell of his ear, scorching.
    "You bringing me back mice, Kitty?"

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    02 Apr 2026

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    “Oh, I could take you,” Zoro says, still sounding just as venomous.

    Usopp stares off into the void, trying to keep up with what the hell is going on. He must have misheard, misunderstood something, somewhere. They’re still talking about fighting, right?

    Right?

    ~

    or: Usopp just wanted to grab some snacks from the kitchen. Overhearing Zoro and Sanji wasn't part of the plan.

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    29 Mar 2026