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    After landing a job in a pet store that specializes in tarantulas, everything is going pretty well, until Peter Parker's body starts mutating again. Meanwhile, Deadpool is hanging out in the same shop everyday trying to get over his fear of spiders. He doesn't want to insult his hero Spider-Man once he finally work up the courage to meet him. For all he knows, Spider-Man might be buddies with them, and crushing one in his presence just wasn't going to be an option.

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    (FIC HAS BEEN FULLY REVISED AND EDITED TO THIRD-PERSON POV! REVISED AS OF 6/30/21! WOO!)

    Wherein Deadpool is reluctantly hired to protect Peter Parker from an organization out to hunt him, with varying success on both ends and quite a lot of feelings, revelations, and identity crises.

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    Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.

    But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.

    Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.

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    See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    After realizing Spiderman is a struggling college student surviving on ramen, microwavable meals, and the occasional late-night rooftop taco™ Wade Wilson mercenary-for-hire becomes Wade Wilson meal planner and Chef extraordinaire in order to keep his baby boy fed

    + tips and tricks for any (un)experienced chef.

    Recipes and extra tips available in end notes

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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