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The night after the industry party, Jay asks Matt to make himself scarce because he has a hot date. Matt thinks he knows this is not true.
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14 Apr 2026
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The songbook has a very special surprise for Matt and Jay on Halloween this year.
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12 Apr 2026
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sexual awakening and its discontents by Winsomenotions
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
01 Apr 2026
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Matt walks in on Jay getting blown (on accident–and the rest isn’t his fault either). (web-series era!)
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Processing was not going well. In fact, processing had become a bit of a problem for Matt. Ever since he’d walked in on that blow job, his mind had become completely inundated with sexual thoughts of Jay. Every inch of his brain space, even inches that he needed for serious things, had suddenly become dedicated to obscene images of Jay. Gay, sexual images of Jay. It was absurd. It was like his brain had been hijacked by very gay, very sexual terrorists.Bookmarked by marshscrub
11 Apr 2026
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the best part of breaking up is when we're making up by UncStillGotIt
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
05 Apr 2026
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Matt reads in big bold letters on the jumbotron, “KISS CAM!”
Oh, shit, he thinks. Here we go. He casts a nervous glance towards Jay, who still looks pissed. He’s simmering in a quiet rage, and honestly? Matt’s had enough of his bullshit. If anyone has any right to feel mad, it’s him— not Jay! Jay’s the one who bashed his plan and tried to sabotage it. Jay’s the one who’s been an asshole ever since, throwing out little jabs all day. Jay’s the one who’s getting closer— getting closer?
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Yet another "The kiss plan if Matt didn't eat six fucking burgers" fic
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11 Apr 2026
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The Wedding Band by prizewinningfruitcake
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
12 Apr 2026
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“This weekend? It's Wednesday.”
“It's Thursday,” Jared says quietly. Jay looks at him open-mouthed like it's the first time he's seeing him.
“It's Thursday,” he amends. “That’s not a lot of time to prepare.”
“We’ve done more with less,” Matt counters. Jay takes the point silently. The game is on.
The only reason Matt would ever go to a family wedding is if he and Jay could get a show at The Rivoli out of it. The plan: Play the wedding, bring the house down, and get his cousin and all her cool young friends to book Nirvana the Band for an after party. The part where they pretend to be a couple, threatening decades of load-bearing repression, comes out of nowhere – at least for Matt, it does. Jay has his own plan.
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11 Apr 2026
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Twin Flame by looseends
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
09 Apr 2026
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Jay was having trouble adjusting to the present.
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09 Apr 2026
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"Holy shit, are you okay? What the fuck happened?"
Jay's hands were shaking. He curled up into a ball and clamped his hands down around his knees. Matt was concerned about him and in love with him and Jay was in love with Matt too and he didn't know what to do, never thought this was where he'd end up…
"Birdie, you're seriously freaking me out, man. I've never seen you like this before,"
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Jay realizes some things and freaks out.
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09 Apr 2026
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The Bad Dream by Nessfuratu
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
08 Apr 2026
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It had been two weeks since Matt and Jay skydived (skydove? skydiven?) off of the CN tower. Two weeks since they were banned from the Rogers Centre. Two weeks since Jay's jarring change in demeanor.
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Jay has a nightmare and Matt is a freak about it
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09 Apr 2026
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i'm in your city, can you show me around it? by accoutrement
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
06 Apr 2026
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"How are you, Bird? It's good?"
"Yeah." His hairline and the divots of his collarbone are shining. The inner corners of his eyes. "Good." He swallows, and Matt watches his Adam's apple working. "I'm glad this is with you."
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- Part 3 of the door you run through
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07 Apr 2026
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could ruin everything, could make me somebody new by accoutrement
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
22 Mar 2026
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Through everything, there's an overlay of I want to take his hand, that's so stupid. It's dark here, he could kiss me and nobody would have to know. Is he rough with himself – would he be rough with me? Could he be loud for me? Could I shut him up? It makes Jay feel like looseleaf paper falling out of the sheaf, mixed up with no context, can't figure out where anything gets put back.
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- Part 1 of the door you run through
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07 Apr 2026
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The...Boyfriend? by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
06 Apr 2026
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“Ok. Yeah. So you - you…” Matt nodded, slowly. “We - me? You - yeah…huh. And me. Us! Ok, eight years. Eight big, big years. Matt, and Jay. This entire time. So…so cool.”
He sunk down onto his knees on the couch, still nodding, with a dumbfounded, agonized grin on his face.------
Jay was humiliated when he realized that he'd been dating Matt for about four years. In another four years, Matt will lose his mind completely when he realizes he's been dating Jay for eight.
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06 Apr 2026
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Emotionally Stunted by obsessed_with_asdfghjkl
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
12 Apr 2026
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Jay McCarrol realizes, to his horror and dismay, that Matt might just be in love with him.
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06 Apr 2026
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Philosophy by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
02 Apr 2026
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"Have you noticed all you've been playing lately are love songs?" Matt asks.
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Jay's sister is getting married and wants Jay to play the piano for their first dance.
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- Part 3 of Whatever & Ever, Amen
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06 Apr 2026
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I've Been Denied (All The Best Ultrasex) by shakespearianfoolboy
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
10 Apr 2026
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As I've said many a time, webseries Matt and Jay know what sex is but just don't have it. However, Vice show Matt and Jay have no idea what sex is and are having it all the time. The term for without sex we have landed upon is ultrasex, because of that one MSI lyric, which this fic is also named after. Thanks.
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“You said don’t move.”
“Well, I- ! I mean, yeah I guess I did but- I mean you, you didn’t think to come find me? You didn’t think I might be dead and- and, and choking and dead? I mean, fuck, or at least get bored sitting here all, all alone by yourself? Bird?” Matt said, furrowing his brow at his bandmate. Jay only fidgeted with his fingers and looked away, a redness rising to his face. A slow realization dawned on Matt.
“Did you really sit down here for an hour just because I told you to?” Matt asked, incredulously.
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The catalyst? Jay follows a request a little too closely and Matt will not stop making fun of him for it.
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05 Apr 2026
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In the throes of temporary blindness, Matt asks Jay for some help. Jay obliges, after a fashion.
"This is a trick," Jay says, wrenching his sleeve out of Matt's hand and crossing his arms. "You're just, uh, trying to get me to touch your dick so you can call me gay. I bet you don't even have to pee."
"You're gonna find out how bad I need to pee in a second," Matt says, oddly threateningly.
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03 Apr 2026
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Jay should really be more disgusted by Matt than he is
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03 Apr 2026
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Beautiful Stranger by Ambersworthy
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
02 Apr 2026
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When Matt opened the door and saw Jay in that blue blazer, his heart skipped a beat. Takes place during the movie.
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03 Apr 2026
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7pm showing of cloverfield at cineplex by ingydar
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
02 Apr 2026
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The apartment is the kind of quiet that means Jay has a girl over.
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02 Apr 2026
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Matt and Owen have a movie night while they're at Matt's family's cottage. Things devolve from there.
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Within the first fifteen minutes, Matt turns to him and says, breathy with laughter, "Dutch sounds stupid, eh? Like English and German all mixed up and turned inside out."
"C'mon, man, I'm trying to keep up with the captions," Owen says. "Can you not…"
"Not talk? But that's half the fun. Oh, shit, she's taking her top off, look. You can always rely on Verhoeven for tit shots. The man loves tits. We should re-watch Starship Troopers sometime."
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02 Apr 2026
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Jim Balsillie has veiled intentions for inviting Mike over for a business dinner.
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01 Apr 2026