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Kisame's Guide to Successful Co-Parenting (No Maiming, Guaranteed!) by meum for bluemingqueen
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 Feb 2026
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Kisame can’t figure out how to get an eleven-year-old to stop bullying him, Sakura would love to know how the hell Kirigakure managed to brainwash her new genin so quickly, and Chojuro would just like everyone to stop yelling all the time.
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Written for the 2026 AkaSaku Secret Valentine's ExchangeSeries
- Part 5 of meum's silly rarepairs
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She’s hunched over on the floor of the Hokage’s office, papers radiating outwards from her in a whirlwind of white. Temari left for Suna a week ago to negotiate a trade deal with one family or another in Suna, (the lack of a solid return date does not bother her), and Sakura’s trying to not grind her teeth too loudly. It’s not like Temari is anything more than a friend to her. It’s not like what they had during the war was going to last. It’s not like she wanted it to (of all the lies Sakura tells herself, this one is perhaps the least believable.)
tldr: Temari moves to Konoha because she's down incredibly bad. Sakura refuses to see what's right in front of her
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Written for the Sapphic Saku Server's 2025 Friendsgiving event!
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- Part 4 of meum's silly rarepairs
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There must have been no small amount of giggling occurring when the fates had tied her soul to that of another. If not laughter, then it must have been cruelty, because Sakura’s soulmate sign was perhaps the most painfully ironic bond signifier in all of Konoha. Sakura, with her trademark pink hair, hair that had been the source of no small amount of childhood taunting, hair that she’d been named after, had hair whose color she could not see.
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Soulmate AU: Colorblindness
Written for Sapphic Sakura Week 2025Series
- Part 3 of meum's silly rarepairs
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Temari formally becomes Kazekage, Gaara makes a friend, and Kankurou is not a medic, nor did he ever claim to be. All things considered, it's not as much of an international crisis as it had the potential to be.
Meant to bridge the gap between the first fic in this series and its sequel fic, from the POV of the Sand Siblings because I love them your honor.
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- Part 2 of A Hand Outstretched Calls my Name
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The Blood of the Covenant (is thicker than the water of the womb) by meum
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
13 Jan 2025
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With Sasuke as a double agent in Sound to escape Danzo's machinations, and Naruto traveling with Jiraiya to escape the Akatsuki, Sakura is left alone in the eye of the largest political storm in Konoha's history. Sakura knows that as long her teammates are unsafe, Team 7 will never be whole again.
Unfortunately for both the Akatsuki and Danzo, she's not alone.
[not abandoned, author is just trying to survive an engineering degree]
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- Part 3 of A Hand Outstretched Calls my Name
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At the tender age of 18, Hidan committed a very serious crime, landing him a 10-year federal prison sentence. After seven years, he was released on parole for good behavior. Now a (semi)free man, it's time to get his life on track and re-integrate into society.
Which is easier said than done with an arrest record like his.
Having to start from the literal bottom, the only job he manages to find is working at a fast-food restaurant, dealing with rude customers, a boss that despises him, and co-workers that are more concerned with getting high or gossiping about an unusual string of murders in town than their actual jobs. It sucks, but he tells himself it's all a stepping-stone until his record clears and he can move onto bigger and better things.
Cue some looney, pink-haired girl that won't stop spouting off about her wacky religion, and some nonsense about him being their 'lost prophet.'
Life will never be the same.
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27 Feb 2026
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paths to glory paved by blood; and some, by love by stagbody
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
30 Nov 2025
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Of course he took the flame. As was ordained by the threads of fate; as was ordained by the uncontestable, unconditional love that coursed through him for mankind.
He took the flame. How could he not?
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17 Dec 2025
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Hana meets her first love at eleven. It takes Sakura a bit longer to figure that out.
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[SAPPHICSAKURAFRIENDSGIVING]
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- Part 1 of hounded hare: extended
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A mosaic's image cannot be seen from one tile alone.
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22 Nov 2025
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His crew used to joke that Doom pursued Odysseus as relentlessly as any suitor of Helen.
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