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If 3 Reincarnated Ninja Were Fighting a Moon Goddess and One of Them Got Killed With a Rock, Would That Be Fucked Up Or What by mordox
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Aug 2022
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Three random idiots were transmigrated into bodies of Konoha toddlers during the kyuubi attack. Each thinking they’re the only one who remembers a past life, they each try to hide it. Coincidentally, they are all assigned to Hatake Kakashi’s genin team since they were only average academy students and don’t have parents to complain about their children being failed via bell test, which happened with the last three teams he was assigned.
What follows is three fools trying to hide their knowledge from each other and their jounin-sensei while desperately trying to reach chunin fast enough that Kakashi can teach the actual team seven, and a jounin-sensei who is very confused by his three genin but has so few (read: zero) points of reference for normal twelve year olds raised during peacetime that he can’t tell if they’re weird or not.
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- Part 1 of my little ninja: murder is magic
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if the three people in the car are fist fighting in the backseat, who’s got the wheel? by mordox
Fandoms: Naruto
08 May 2022
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Sasuke’s mind shatters in the Tsukuyomi, and instead of the usual one random transmigrator taking his place in the plot, three different people get stuck in his body simultaneously.
Only one can read Japanese, only one can speak Japanese, and only one actually watched the whole show. With highly different approaches to reincarnation into a main character, the three have to try their best to hide that Sasuke Uchiha is actually three Gen Z kids in a trench coat.
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How to say Fuck You to the Feudal System by Being as Successful as Possible: A guide for Haruno Sakura, by Haruno Sakura, Starring Haruno Sakura by mordox
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Sep 2021
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The main difference between my previous life and this one was that if a child told their parents they wanted to be a murderer for hire, over here the parents would be like, “Wow, sweetie, let’s go sign you up for classes on how to kill people right now so that you can be an active part of the feudal system!” and parents back there would have been like, “Have you considered being a doctor or engineer instead?”
That’s to say, by the time that I realized what was going on, my dumbass self was in training for indentured servitude.
(Okay, fine, being a ninja is very different from going into indentured servitude but that's not the point.)
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Haruno Sakura lives in a world where the education system is TERRIBLE (even worse than her last one), the government structure is even worse than the education system (so much worse than her last one), and she'll probably die before she can reach twenty five and experience what it feels like to have a fully developed brain (life is full of disappointments).
Don't worry though, she's coping. Mostly. Kind of. It's a work in progress.
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The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry’s good and his.
The witch’s name: Dolores Umbridge.
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- Part 1 of The Daring Win
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18 Jul 2025
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Akechi Goro is alive – one of his biggest regrets is alive and standing in front of him looking like he’s ready for some highbrow sports photo shoot when what he really needs is five years intensive therapy and at least five more steps away from Akira.
No, no, no – the universe is not allowed to shove this on him so soon after it just flung him three fucking years into the past.
(Sometimes the only way to save someone is to let them save you first.)
(Huge canon divergence. Akira's past and future affect him big time.)Translation in Chinese now available on privatter and AO3 courtesy of coakira2!
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28 Jul 2024
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May Death Never Stop You by slex (slexenskee)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Mar 2023
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Gojo Satoru has spent a lifetime trying to do the right thing the right way.
He decides to spend his second terrorizing the local yakuza, reliving his middle school glory days with a pop punk youth aesthetic and a regrettable affliction for black leather, uprooting the criminal underworld and hero industry alike, and casually taking up costumed aggression as an occupation.
A Gojo Satoru is reborn as Todoroki Touya AU
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- Part 1 of May Death Never Stop You
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A KP potential season two featuring: Detectives KimChay, Kinn mostly feeling stressed out, Porsche and Vegas maybe sorta friends?, reluctant wingman Macau, Tankhun not really dealing with his shit—but he’s trying, okay?, and Pete’s along for the ride and bashing skulls all the way. And oh yeah, everybody hates Korn.
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18 Sep 2023
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Sometime after the food is gone and the iced teas have been refilled, Kim realizes he’s just listening to Porsche tell stories and Porchay talk about music. He's not thinking about how to turn the conversation to his advantage.
They don’t seem to mind that he’s quiet, or that his additions to the conversation are stilted, censoring everything he can’t say about himself and his life. They don’t push him when he evades personal questions. They fill his awkward silences with jokes and banter with each other. They listen whenever he finds something to say.
He can’t tell whether he’s pretending to be Wik or pretending to be Kim, or something else entirely.
It’s…nice.
(or, Kim meets Porsche first.)
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17 Oct 2023