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your word and my word by emceeescher, mostlyCyanide
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
24 Nov 2025
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Dan realises that his hand found its way to his neck during his musings. It runs on signals of its own. It's been, what, eighteen years?
Phil passes Dan a bowl of ice cream that he starts to dig into. Dan idly thinks that love must be this- boozy ice cream and a comfort show after a weirdly triggering dental operation with the only person on earth he wouldn't mind seeing him like this.
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Dan gets a root canal. Like clockwork, there's something to introspect about. Like clockwork, Phil is there.
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- Part 1 of Dess's phanfic charcuterie board
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Karkat Vantas likes ripping up bottle labels, pissing off his Jesus-loving brother and watching nighttime TV
Liezel Captor likes Bionicle, video games and having her hair brushed out the Same Way
Lizzy Strider likes street preachers, apple juice and listening to her new friends talk
It's the beginning of something, alright.
ACT 1 of the San Andreas AU, named after Lullaby IV by The Moth And The Flame
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- Part 1 of San Andreas
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After the events of Riddle Transfer II, the gang have given themselves a new mission:
Buy Smiley some freaking shampoo. Possibly even plot how to spend a childhood already gone by.
Or: kids fresh off of saving the world deal with hair typing, shrinking to kid-size and well, actually being friends.
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Part of a little oneshot collective for Riddle School post-canon.
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- Part 1 of riddle school by dave
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Teen-Air Gone Wrong: Plane Crash by ambrosianLullaby, AspenDrake, Astralic, bralsra, Homestuck-Fan-Author-Coalition-Founder (Madam_Melon_Meow), katscribzz, Madam_Melon_Meow, mostlyCyanide, orangestorapples, Redpandagirl, sarcasticcelery, shadow_wasserson, ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Feb 2025
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Roxy's mom is fed up with her. She's an 18-year-old-alcoholic. Luckily, there's a new retreat that promises amazing results, that knows how to handle troubled teens of all stripes. So instead of a regular summer vacation, she's going to spend the next three months turning her life around... or is she?
Plane Crash: Survival: Due to faulty equipment, a firefight, or internal sabotage, the characters crashland on an isolated and hostile environment, with no adults to help them, and psychic dampeners totally cramping the trolls style.
what will they do?
[trolls native to earth setting.]
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Fall, 2019. One Dave Strider, fresh of the heels of his divorce returns to his home city to take up a teaching job. Between family that looks over you in the same room, romance in increasingly troubled times, the mediocrity of high-school coffee shops, inflation and the mixed bag of... something that is teaching high school music classes, he's got his work cut out for him.
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Dess's phanfic charcuterie board by emceeescher, mostlyCyanide
Fandom Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
29 Dec 2025
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Teen Air Gone Wrong: Exquisite Corpse September 2024 by ambrosianLullaby, AspenDrake, Astralic, bralsra, Homestuck-Fan-Author-Coalition-Founder (Madam_Melon_Meow), katscribzz, Madam_Melon_Meow, mostlyCyanide, orangestorapples, Redpandagirl, sarcasticcelery, shadow_wasserson, ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandom Homestuck
05 Feb 2025
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This series is for works related to the fic Exquisite Corpse Prompt Chapter. This one-chapter work was written by Madam Melon Meow.
it was used to inspire the Homestuck Fanauthor Coalition members, who participated in an exquisite corpse event in order to complete the story. That work is the 2nd in this series, Plane Crash, and its first chapter is the same text as that of the prequel work.
Due to popular demand, M^3 also intends to create her own version of how "the rest of the story" should go. She has currently not planned a number of chapters or an update schedule, but is working up character profiles in preparation for the fic. She encourages those interested in seeing more of her version to subscribe to the series so that you will get a notification when this begins. it will be the third work in the series.
if you want to learn more about the Exquisite Corpse event, please see The Collection Profile for info.- Words:
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(previously known as life (somehow) exists, dammit)
Post-Canon space family feels, with not dead Allura or lions, a lot of fuck-you's to canon and a few other things.
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“Turn that off,” John snaps, cuffing Dean on the back of her head. She flinches, but she can’t. She can’t take her eyes off of the screen.
She doesn’t often watch the news because politics don’t matter to people living off the grid and local gossip doesn’t matter to nomads and the economy doesn’t make sense to her because she’s just not wired that way, but she feels sick. She feels sick and compelled and she has to watch because Jesus, this story deserves the dignity of disgust.
“Matthew Shepard is only 21, and is in critical condition at Poudre Valley Hospital. His attackers have yet to be identified—”
“I said,” John growls, yanking the remote out of Dean’s hands, “turn it off.” He gestures to Sam, who’s doing homework, while the TV goes black. “He doesn’t need to be exposed to that pervert shit. He’s a kid.”
Matthew Shepard is a kid, Dean thinks to herself. He is a kid. He is a kid. I’m a kid.
Even on the blank screen, she can still see Logan Shepard’s face. She doesn’t think she’ll ever unsee Logan Shepard’s face. And she wonders what John would look like if he ever came home to news like that.
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Bookmarked by mostlyCyanide
22 Mar 2026
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So this might be the best thing I've ever read.
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“And are you gonna tell me what’s so important you had to come in here and be a piece of shit?” Vriska moves closer until she’s practically pressed her chest against Dave’s shoulder, which he instinctively leans away from.
“Do you even actually care..?” Dave mumbles as he looks up from the alchemiter screen to rifle through his sylladex. He sighs when he discovers the 10-Foot Apple Slice is not there.
Dave’s shoulder bumps Vriska as he moves away from the alchemiter. She frowns. “Of course not,” she lies, “I just feel like causing you problems right now. Is it working?”
“Kind of, yeah.” Dave sighs again and floats towards the door to the room. Vriska, of course, follows.-
Dave goes on a little adventure while trying to find something to shave his face with. Vriska gets wrapped up in it because she's a nosy piece of shit, and he deals with it.
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flee from your ghosts (burn your house down) by thepolysyndetonaddictsupportgroup
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics)
09 Oct 2021
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“So,” says Wendy. “How much did the little dudes tell you about their summers here?”
“Oh, I don’t know. They told me about the friends they made, some of the things they did. Why?”
“Right.” Wendy nods. “Um. I have to leave immediately.”
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Wirt decides the best thing for his family at the moment is to move. And what better place than Gravity Falls? Gravity Falls has family, friends, history, and enough secrets to drown in.
He really wishes someone would tell him what the hell is going on.
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The Christmas break after Weirdmageddon goes exceptionally well.
Bookmarked by mostlyCyanide
24 Sep 2025
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get the hell out of dodge by trips_around_the_sun
Fandoms: The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV 2022)
04 Mar 2023
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The adrenaline of the summer is over, and Conrad is starting his first year of college. With his parents getting a divorce, his mother going through experimental cancer treatment, his brother beginning a downward spiral, and his relationship with Belly suddenly changed, there's only so much Conrad can take before he breaks. He's just trying to hold on for as long as possible, relying on Cleveland's advice to get him through. If he had it his way, he'd bury all his feelings and never bring them up again, unwilling to burden anyone else, but college (and a few new friends) have other ideas.