nihilistninja
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Tav has a midnight breakdown about how fucked the party is. Astarion comforts him, kind of.
Takes place during act 3, after Gortash is crowned archduke and the party is realising the odds they're up against.
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all on his mouth like liquor by nihilistninja for treemaidengeek
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
14 May 2022
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in which zhao yunlan goes to a sex party, meets a cute guy and gets a lot more than he bargained for
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Brothers share everything. Zhao Yunlan wouldn't understand
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a conversation at dusk between a man who's never been in a war before and one who's never known anything but
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- Part 4 of Guardian Bingo
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every time i had a problem, i turned it into a tiger, and boom! right away, i had a new problem by nihilistninja
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
19 Feb 2022
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“You what?”
“I turned my brother into a tiger.”
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- Part 3 of Guardian Bingo
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Fool for You by ret_wat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Oct 2025
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Wade broke up with Peter, then disappeared for two months. Now he’s back, and Peter is losing his fucking mind over it.
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29 Oct 2025
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If there's one thing Peter knows about Deadpool, it's that he's predictably unpredictable.
So when he returns to New York this time around and starts acting entirely predictable...Peter has to get to the bottom of it.
He just never stops to consider that there might be some questions better left unanswered.
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27 Oct 2025
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Ryou, a relentlessly repressed and controlled accountant, accidentally slips between dimensions. Since he's a practical, cautious man and not a complete idiot, he retraces his steps and slips right back out again, but he brought someone along with him. And now his life is going to take a sharp turn away from "repressed" and "controlled" to very strange places indeed: into a warped image of the past and into a very uncertain future, through war and violence, to the very edges of reality and beyond.
(Now cross-posted to RoyalRoad under the account Mal Chants, with cover art!)
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- Part 1 of Outlands
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10 Sep 2023
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If They Haven't Learned Your Name by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Apr 2018
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Steve gets out of the hospital in two days, but just barely. “I’m fine,” he tells Sam, Nurse Eunjung and the phalanx of doctors assigned to make sure Captain America didn’t bleed out and die and get bad PR all over their nice clean hospital. “I have an advanced healing factor. It’s fine. See? I’m standing.”
“That is not standing,” Sam tells him.
“You’re bending the IV stand,” Nurse Eunjung adds pointedly. “Let go and sit down, they don’t grow on trees.”
aka Steve and Bucky's Global Honeymoon Revenge World Tour.Podfic of this story available by the incredible quietnight!
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12 Mar 2023
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Shen Wei shows up at the SID, gorgeous in his bespoke suit and ... not a day over a thousand. Are those shark teeth in his mouth??
Zhao Yunlan has a new case, an old (very, very old) partner, and a disgruntled team on his hands. Must be a Tuesday.
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05 May 2022