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    Reigen had watched enough romcoms to know that no one made it out of a fake relationship at a relative’s wedding with their dignity intact. Especially not a sap like Reigen Arataka. But Serizawa was looking so flustered on the wobbly bar stool next to him, the light from the neon beer sign making the stubble on his jaw pop just right and—

    Fuck it. It wasn’t like Reigen had a whole lot of dignity to lose, anyway.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Vox liked to touch. Alastor did not.

    Vox is out of the picture now, but a week spent in his unfortunate company brought back years worth of memories Alastor would rather forget.

    Lucifer is not Vox.

    Maybe... maybe Alastor doesn't hate touch as much as he thought he did.

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    AKA author is processing his trauma by projecting it onto a character he relates to

    Now with art !!

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    23 Dec 2025

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    He’s done some pretty insane things in his time alive—he’s been alive for a long, long, uh, very long time, after all—but, perhaps, this one, probably, takes the cake—the last nail in the coffin, one could say, of his persistent insanity.

    (Or the last nail on the Bambi.)

    He grins.

    (Oh, well—worth it.)

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    In which Lucifer is determined to prove that Vox is a lying liar who lies and that Alastor does, indeed, have a tail—(for literally no reason at all).

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    18 Dec 2025

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    Lucifer had experienced a lot of good sex in his ten thousand years of life. A lot of bad sex, too.

    Somehow, despite having been around for so long and experimenting with – well, basically everything that had been invented – he'd never experienced so many things going wrong during sex.

    But Alastor was nothing if not unique.

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    Or: A series of vignettes showing just how many ways sex between Alastor and Lucifer can go wrong, from broken bones to black eyes and everything in between. Nobody ever said sex had to be sexy.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    “Nanami-kun, how good are you at catching things?”

    “I’d say I’m about average, Gojo-san. Why do you ask?”

    “Ah, that’s good.” Nanami hears the rustling of something on the other end of the phone. “I’m going to drop Itadori-kun. I hope average is good enough for you!”

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    25 Oct 2025