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    Alright. Okay. He’s doing this. If he thinks about it, there could be worse places to come out than in a room full of people ready to scold him for a perceived use of a slur.
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    Or: Ilya comes out to the Raiders. It takes Cliff Marlow some time, and many questions, but eventually he puts two and two together.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    lily@shanehollanderstop
    hi my name is hayden pike and i have been stealing all the condoms in the olympic village and selling them for double the original price so i can make up for the money i don’t get in my slop salary with my bum team @TheMontrealVoyageurs
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    Competing in the Olympic games doesn't stop Ilya from terrorizing stan Twitter

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    05 Apr 2026

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    A part of one of Rozanov's sex-tape gets released. The internet blows up trying to figure out what women he hooked up with but the video only saw her thighs.

    Only that woman is actually Shane Hollander.

    Inspired by the people on Twitter mistaking Shane/Hudson as a woman based on his thighs alone.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    “Any special someone you’re planning to celebrate the win with?”

    Ilya takes a moment to think. “Ah, my dog, Anya. She is very special to me.” He pauses, then, “So is her pretty pet sitter.”

    Shane’s jaw drops.

    or, shane is anya's dog walker and occasional pet sitter. her owner, on the other hand, makes being professional extremely difficult.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    [Scott Hunter]: thanks

    [Shane]: I meant it.

    [Scott Hunter]: I know

    [Shane]: Please don’t have sex in the locker room.

    [Scott Hunter]: lol

    (or: four moments throughout the years, as seen through the eyes of the camera)

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    01 Apr 2026