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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Sometimes, they don't need to fight.

     

    Sometimes, it's a cold winter night, it's just the two of them, and it's ok to take it slow.

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    16 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    - Humans will die when put in strenuous life threatening situations
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    - Most humans will die when put in strenuous life treating situations
    - Some humans turn into sociopathic monsters who seek to kill those who only mean to help them
    - These humans must be considered outliers that skew the data
    - The rest of the data is fine
    - It does not need to be skewed

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    In which GlaDOS is doing great after [REDACTED] left. Just fine. Nothing wrong at all.

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    05 Jul 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    She stepped out of the rusty shed and looked around, it looked like it was just the field until she turned around. There was a chain link fence, and beyond that a road with cars driving along. Only they weren't driving, they were hovering, like in those back to the future movies her dad would make her watch. This wasn't the Michigan she knew, nor was it the Michigan she was expecting to see.

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    Chell is brought back to the surface, only it's not an abandoned wasteland. Humanity was never wiped out, it's the future and things are VERY different from what Chell remembers.

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    05 Jul 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    “Not that you’re going to drop me, right. I mean, you’re . . . good at this, I think I know that by now. Even if you do smell. And also have no parents. I should probably just let you get back to your thing, finish up doing whatever weird annoying loners with no parents like to do in their free time.”

    There is something in you that’s . . . panicking. Has been panicking, for a long time, really. And you should be panicking too, probably. This is really the kind of situation where people generally panic.

    “Never mind that we might both be about to die here.”

    Well. Not like I’m not used to that.

    If you were going to panic – really, truly, properly let yourself just fucking panic – then you would have done it already.



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    Freefall

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    05 Jul 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    Chell didn't understand exactly how she felt about accepting this help from GLaDOS. On the one hand, she was unlikely to make her way around this desolate world without some help. But on the other hand, she didn't entirely trust the AI yet.

    And on the other, other hand, she actually was starting to like the god damned computer's company.

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    05 Jul 2024