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    Shane Hollander deserves princess treatment. No truer words could ever be spoken.

    or 5 times Ilya Rozanov spoiled Shane Hollander with the Princess Treatment™ he so rightly deserves. As if Ilya could treat his boy any other way.

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    22 Mar 2026

  2. Rec 23

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    The small faceless man on the instruction sheet is very confident. He holds his tiny illustrated tools with the certainty of a person who has never had a bad day. He indicates, through a series of numbered panels, that this is simple. That a reasonable person can do this. That it is, in fact, a matter of following directions.

    Ilya follows directions excellently. He is a professional athlete who has spent his entire career executing instructions given under pressure. He is not intimidated by a bookshelf.

    He is willing to admit now, after nearly two hours, that he is slightly intimidated by this bookshelf.

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    Or, the one where Ilya attempts to build Shane a bookshelf and it does not go according to plan.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    “I’m sorry,” Shane chokes, closing his eyes. Rozanov draws his hand, pulling Shane’s with it, to his face and wipes his cheeks.

    “There is nothing to be sorry for, любовь моя, it is okay,” Rozanov murmurs, tugging at Shane’s hair again. Shane exhales, letting him clean his cheeks. “You got overwhelmed, yes? It happens.”

    “I can’t be fucking normal,” Shane says quietly, whining, head falling back, pressing into Rozanov’s hand.

    “No, if you were fucking normal, you would not be my Shane.”

    // shane is a liar, and he's tired of it all. his life falls apart, and he finds that he doesn't actually mind.

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    21 Mar 2026

  4. Rec 65

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    To: Princess
    When are we going on date?
    I am free

    From: Princess
    Hey 🙂
    You are free when?

    To: Princess
    Whenever you say our date is
    __________

    Ilya hasn't stopped thinking about the pretty boy with the cute freckles since the moment he saw him and he doesn't even know his name.
    Next time Ilya sees him, he gets a name, a phone number and a date.
    So now the next step is pretty simple: make pretty boy his and keep him.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    "You are back," Ilya says and apparently Shane's that pathetic, because he has to press his lips together to hide his smile, feeling way happier than he ought to just because Ilya apparently remembers him. "Miss me already?"
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    When Shane agrees to do Hayden a favor and picks up his friend's car from the shop, he doesn't expect the guy working there to look like that, quite literally straight out of Shane's fantasies. Too bad he probably won't see him again.

    Or so he thought. His car breaks down a week later and Shane goes back to the shop with a plan. Sort of.

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    21 Mar 2026