outlandish82
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After the war, Draco Malfoy is sentenced to a binding marriage. No one expects Harry Potter to offer himself—but he does. Out of duty, defiance, and something he can’t yet name.
It’s not love. But it might be something just as powerful.****Updates might be sporadic for a bit, sorry! I lowkey destroyed my knee skiing, and drugs make focusing hard****
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Cigarettes and Other Legal Expenses by outlandish82
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy knows three things:
1. The best things are the most expensive. Like the law firm he has on retainer.
2. He will not quit smoking.
3. If you want Harry Potter's attention, you might have to get arrested for it...repeatedly. -
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Harry Potter has a mystery to solve. No, not a dark artifact or a rogue curse--but a viral thirst-trap account that posts videos of him every spring and summer...all set to the same ridiculous song. The public loves it. Draco really loves it. And Harry? He's spiraling.
Armed with a well-stocked wardrobe, a body honed by combat training, too many tattoos, and a disturbing lack of trousers (Draco's fault), Harry is determined to unmask the anonymous poster--especially now that the footage is getting closer to home.
Featuring chaotic family dynamics, hoochie daddy shorts, sleuthing with zero subtlety, and one very invested husband, this summer Harry's going to find answers...or at least look good trying.
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Draco doesn’t know how to be soft. Not with himself, not with anyone else. But Harry Potter keeps offering himself up without demand or expectation, like softness is something he’s always known how to survive.
Set in the quiet aftermath of war, this is the story of how Draco learns to want. To trust. To stay.
A study in breath, in warmth, in the terrifying beauty of being seen—and letting yourself be held anyway.
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- Part 2 of The Weight of Wanting
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Harry has a favorite cocktail lounge, and he spends every Tuesday evening there.
Mira, the owner, swears his "perfect match" comes in on Wednesdays.
He doesn't believe her.
But then, a Tuesday night act cancels.
And Draco Malfoy walks onto the stage.
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In Deep by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for bixgirl1
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Aug 2018
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Harry isn't sure when he went from hating Malfoy's snide, smug mouth to wanting that mouth all over his cock.
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He never would have called them simple. Everything was always complex between them. He’s unsure how they got here from there…
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Sniff It Again by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for skeptique
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Sep 2023
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Draco Malfoy, pants sniffer, caught by, as it turns out, equally filthy fucker.
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What a Fucking Git by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Nov 2023
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For all anybody else knows, Quidditch stars Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy still hate each other....
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Putting the Moves on Malfoy by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Nov 2023
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Harry loses a chess match but wins at life.