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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    In which the AC at the office is broken, and the heat is becoming unbearable (in more ways than one).

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    15 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Catelyn meets a golden knight at the Red Fork's bank. It just isn't the knight she thinks it is.

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    14 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Please join me as I spin just a teensy bit more demented cotton candy out of poor Gerri and Roman. Pour yourself a generous martini, kick your nylon-stockinged feet up onto the coffee table, and imagine …

    It’s New Years Eve, 2001. Gerri Kellman, Deputy General Counsel at Waystar, wife of Baird Kellman, and (generally speaking) fond mother of two, is on the cusp of making some extremely questionable personal decisions. Roman Roy, boy billionaire and ill-starred dilettante- well, he’s just along for the ride.

    A disproportionately disgusting mess ensues. It’s completely nonsensical.

    Bon appetoodles, my friends.

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    02 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Summary By Gregory Hirsch
    (in the form of a voicemail left for, but never listened to, by his cousin, Roman Roy)

    Hey, bud. So. Haven’t chatted in a minute. Hope you’re not, like, dead. Like, hope you’re not a mummified corpse lying at the bottom of the basement stairs in your mansion. Blunt force trauma. Air conditioning obscuring the rate of decomp. Just another mysterious death in la-la land … Hollywood, US of A … That would be, like, unwelcome news, for sure.

    Anyway, there comes a time in a man’s life when he begins to think of settlin’ down- putting away childish things and such. Not you. Me. I’m the, uh, man in question.

    I've been dating this girl- Clarissa. And I am very pleased to announce that I, uh, Gregory Hirsch, have asked for ye fair lady’s hand in matrimony. I’m, you know, gettin’ hitched. This summer. In New Hampshire. Long story.

    Just. I do have one thing, like, uh, a sort of caveat if you will. If you could possibly, like as a huge favor not ruin my wedding? That would be totally awesome and extremely, muchly appreciated.

    Okay, bud. Catch you later. Invite’s incoming. Like, in the snail mail. So, um. [affects British accent] Cheerio, mate!

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    31 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    For a woman who has cultivated a career upon avoiding mess, Gerri Kellman spends a great deal of time micromanaging the bodily fluids of Logan’s progeny. Vomit, jizz, blood. Gerri wonders idly whether Connor will be at her door next week to complete the quartet.
    “Tom’s dead,” Shiv says.
    “Alright.”
    “You don’t sound surprised.”
    “It’s after office hours. If you want empathy, wait until I’m on the clock.”

     

    Shiv murders Tom. It's a good thing her godmother is an excellent lawyer.

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    18 Aug 2025