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Attenzione, Min Yoongi! by urlocalborabot (pffffft_no)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Jul 2023
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Yoongi's just trying to make ends meet, Jin has nothing better to do on the weekends and he's still mad about his favorite wallet being stolen. Fate has them crossing paths in the unlikeliest of ways.
A very short, totally unserious enemies to lovers.
(inspired by the "attenzione pickpocket!!" lady in italy <3 what an icon.) -
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Yoongi designs and builds beautiful display nests at his furniture store job. It's not exactly where he thought he'd be, but something has to pay the bills. So what if them being taken down each reset makes him feel like part of his soul is splintering a little bit? It's probably fine. They aren't even really his nests. It's definitely fine. Nothing to worry about.
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Ever since he had awakened in the hospital after a freak accident that left him with an 8 year gap to his memory, Hoseok had been suffering from headaches and migraines. The doctors liked to tell him it was just a side effect of the terrible concussion and that there was nothing to be done, so he finds his way to a witch who reveals that he has a magical block that is preventing his memories from returning.
Hoseok begins to remember the life he shared with his coven of six others, and all of the happy memories they shared as lovers. He wants it all back. He wants them back.
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An accident stole away his happy life with his coven, Hoseok wants to know what it was and why he ended up alone.
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13 Feb 2024
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Jamais Vu
shenannagationsEver since he had awakened in the hospital after a freak accident that left him with an 8 year gap to his memory, Hoseok had been suffering from headaches and migraines. The doctors liked to tell him it was just a side effect of the terrible concussion and that there was nothing to be done, so he finds his way to a witch who reveals that he has a magical block that is preventing his memories from returning.
Hoseok begins to remember the life he shared with his coven of six others, and all of the happy memories they shared as lovers. He wants it all back. He wants them back.
Or,
An accident stole away his happy life with his coven, Hoseok wants to know what it was and why he ended up alone.
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It wasn’t often that Kim Coven was asked to check out a specific location for unruly vampires. The last time it happened was some few decades ago when they’d cleaned an entire sewer system of strays.
It should have been a routine check. The last thing they expected to find were rotting corpses, dead vampires, and a fledgling so brutalised that it was a miracle he was even alive.
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25 Aug 2023
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AHDJSKKDJSJS HELLO
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A Toothless Smile
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Yoongi needs to secure a marriage to save his people.
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09 Mar 2022
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BROOOO.
Fantasy yoonmin!!
supportive sope besties!!
mans is just learning how to live and be loved. :,)
i cried twice.
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Jimin is a brownie. There's a lot that comes with the job description-- fixing clothes, keeping the household up and running, tending cattle. And all that would be fine and dandy, if only Jimin liked his work. (He doesn't.)
Jeongguk is a Nightmare. Literally and figuratively. When Jimin loses his job and gets reassigned to keep Jeongguk's manor running, Jimin isn't afraid in the slightest.
It doesn't matter that Jeongguk's rumored to be eccentric, brash, and cold because Jimin has a job to do, and then he'll be onto the next mind-numbing assignment. It's going to be fine.
And then Jimin actually meets him. The reality is so much worse.
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- Part 1 of Park Jimin's Guides
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19 Dec 2021
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........im-
that was so incredible??
A++ worldbuilding
PHENOMENAL writing
superb character development
I love literally everything about this fic????
like would not change anything.
will 100% read again.
Park Jimin's Guide to Good Housekeeping by Ashlyn17
Jimin is a brownie. There's a lot that comes with the job description-- fixing clothes, keeping the household up and running, tending cattle. And all that would be fine and dandy, if only Jimin liked his work. (He doesn't.)
Jeongguk is a Nightmare. Literally and figuratively. When Jimin loses his job and gets reassigned to keep Jeongguk's manor running, Jimin isn't afraid in the slightest.
It doesn't matter that Jeongguk's rumored to be eccentric, brash, and cold because Jimin has a job to do, and then he'll be onto the next mind-numbing assignment. It's going to be fine.
And then Jimin actually meets him. The reality is so much worse.
[Daeshim gives a little bow back, and has his mouth opened to say something before Junghwa interrupts, “Jeon Jeongguk, did you maul this boy?” It’s only then that Jimin realizes he still has those angry blue-black splotches along his throat. He tries to cover them, feels his cheeks burning bright red, but it’s useless. ] ADSDFSGHSDG CRYING
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The funny thing about death is that it doesn't really end anything. Because for Park Jimin, seeing the dead is only one of his problems- but Jimin is tougher than most. He's got a good job, a handful of friends, and an emotional-support-guru in Seokjin to boot.
So when he chances upon Jeon Jeongguk- notorious forklift stealer, Professional Douchebag, one-night stand extraordinaire- Jimin isn't particularly worried. He stares death in the face daily, and there's no way Jeongguk is worse than that.
And then everything goes wrong.