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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    12 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    Phil needs a boyfriend for a family gathering.
    Not a real one. Just someone to stop the questions, silence the hopeful glances and prove, once and for all, that he’s doing just fine.

    Dan agrees. Far too easily.

    Or: What’s supposed to be a simple weekend of pretending quickly turns into shared beds, knowing looks, and the uncomfortable realization that playing a role feels a little too natural.

    Or: Phil asks the hot paramedic he met after a very unfortunate glue-eating incident to be his fake boyfriend.

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    12 Mar 2026

  3. Rec 31

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    Jamie Tartt is hard of hearing due to a few too many knocks to the head when he was growing up. He doesn’t realize this until coming back to Richmond after LCA, where he doesn’t just have to navigate becoming a better person, but accepting that needing accommodations isn’t soft. This journey follows from childhood, then all through canon up until the end of season 3.

    AKA: HoH!Jamie Tartt canon compliant rewrite

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    12 Mar 2026

  4. Rec 3

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    Ted Lasso and Willis Beard finally set out to end homophobia in professional football once and for all. Their method? Making the lads get each other Valadtine’s Day gifts a la Secret Santa. They have given the lads 14 days to get their assigned partner a thoughtful gift.

    Can they do the impossible in the name of spreading platonic masculine love? It’s AFC Richmond. There’s almost a guarantee it’ll go awry and become a fantastic mess.

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    12 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    After the events of Ghouls Rule, Clair finally has a chance to actually get to know her monster friends, without interspecies tensions getting in the way. As she does, she starts to notice little quirks about each of them, and maybe starts to love them each just a little bit more.

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    Or: a series of connected oneshots about Clair befriending the ghouls of Monster High. Chad also gets pulled along for the ride.

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    08 Mar 2026