poothie



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,196
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1,351
    Kudos:
    42,444
    Bookmarks:
    8,887
    Hits:
    256,550

    07 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya chuckles. “You don’t know why the team might be scared of you? You cannot think of any reason?”

    “Scared? Of me?” Shane says.

    “Yes. They adore you. But they are terrified.”

    “But – but why? What did I do?”

    Ilya pretends to think. “Hmm. What did you do? Maybe it was the first Stanley Cup. Or the second. Or the third. Or your MVP wins. Or every single fucking game you have ever played in your life. You are Shane fucking Hollander. Did you forget?”

    ---

    Or, five times Shane scares the Centaurs, and one time he (accidentally) terrifies them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    2,306
    Bookmarks:
    415
    Hits:
    12,028

    06 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 86

    Words:
    19,189
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    86

    29 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Did you like them? My parents?”

    Ilya squints at him. “I love them,” he says simply, like it should be obvious. “They’re your parents.”

    But, Shane thinks idly, there's a difference, isn't there, between loving them and liking them?

    (5 times Shane thinks Ilya doesn't like his parents and 1 time he finds out the truth)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,743
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    405
    Kudos:
    6,622
    Bookmarks:
    1,528
    Hits:
    52,125

    08 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    ilyarozanovofficial ✓ on Instagram
    [a slideshow post of Ilya and Shane’s time in the Bahamas, complete with scenic sunset pictures, coconuts by the beach, and a shot of Shane from the back showing only his forearm and his hand linked with Ilya’s, leading him forward]
    getaway
    1.4m likes, 3,683 comments

    COMMENTS:

    S_Hollander24
    You look very nice in that swimsuit
    4 likes

    ilyarozanovofficial
    @S_Hollander24 sorry, i have a boyfriend
    2,384 likes

    The only thing the media knows about famous model Ilya Rozanov's secret boyfriend is that he exists. Shane is happy to keep their relationship private, until he isn't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,601
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    362
    Kudos:
    20,085
    Bookmarks:
    3,090
    Hits:
    139,175

    07 Feb 2026