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“Hey, so, we're all worried for the kid, right?”
“What kid?”
“The kid. Luffy. Strawhat. That one guy you just operated on.”
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When he unwittingly acquired a long-term patient, Law doesn't have the tools to pick up all the pieces.
They make do anyway.
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run away (from the things we are afraid of) by problematic_frog
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
02 Oct 2024
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My take on a One Piece modern era au
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Usopp's terrible, no good, very bad day by problematic_frog
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
11 Sep 2024
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Luffy for his part, has been content in his drunken haze. Now he shifts, sitting cross legged in Zoro’s lap and looking up at his face. His hat is sitting a bit to the side, within reach but out of danger of unruly rubber limbs. Usopp would almost find it a bit cute, the flush on his captain’s face and the adoring look in his eyes. Then Luffy opens his mouth and ruins it.
“Zoro’s pretty. I wanna bite him.”
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Or, Usopp suffers through shameless PDA.
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- Part 1 of Knowing someone cares
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I'm not afraid (please don't leave) by problematic_frog
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Sep 2024
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The heavy sword stroke falls on his unprotected back, which he’s instinctively turned in order to keep his eyes on Luffy. He feels the blow land heavy right below his right shoulder blade, barely managing to coat the area in Armament in time to avoid being cleaved neatly in half. It doesn’t fully stop the blow, but he barely feels the steel biting into the flesh of his side.
They make eye contact, captain and first-mate, and in an instant the woman strikes. Zoro sees Luffy’s eyes go from being alight with the adrenaline of battle, to stunned, to something approaching absolute horror. And then Luffy stumbles.
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“Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”
“Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.
“We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”
Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.
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13 Mar 2026
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Baby By Me by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Jan 2026
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It clicks.
The reason why Rozanov was acting so fucking weird, why he was only checking on his rival so late at night, why Rozanov didn’t want Marlow to even have a glimpse into what was behind that door.
Holy shit.
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In which a single misunderstanding spirals into becoming the MHL's greatest secret: Shane Hollander is pregnant.
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04 Mar 2026
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Honesty is the Best Policy (But it Scares the Living Hell Out of Me) by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Dec 2025
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The rules are clear, and also written directly onto the cliff face.
You genuinely cannot miss them.
So Wangji says, “You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen, but I am required to punish you.”
And then realizes exactly what it is that seems to have gone wrong.
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Or right, when you consider the cosmic implications of running into your soulmate at sixteen years old and immediately threatening to have them spanked for breaking the rules.(An AU in which you cannot lie in the presence of your soulmate. And this may or may not give Wei Ying hives.)
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01 Mar 2026
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Kip loves Scott, so he's willing to join him wherever he's needed, whether that's at games or social events or - god forbid - MLH-mandated youth hockey initiatives.
Even if Ilya Rozanov is there.
OR: Kip and Ilya meet after the on-ice kiss. An unlikely friendship ensues, along with an even more unlikely double date.
OR: Scott Hunter thinks Rozanov might have found a new and unusual method of torture: making friends with his boyfriend. That alone is bad enough, but when Rozanov shows up at his door with Shane Hollander in tow, Scott is left to reckon with the frankly unfathomable fact of their secret decade-long relationship.
He still thinks he's too lazy to be a serial killer, but perhaps a single premeditated murder isn't off the table.
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- Part 3 of My Moon
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26 Feb 2026
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love in the time of AO3 metrics by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jan 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has exactly one problem with his secret relationship with Shane Hollander: Scott Hunter has more fanfiction than them.
The solution is obvious. They’ll just have to make the internet ship them harder. What could possibly go wrong?
Or in which two NHL players discover AO3, decide to manipulate their public image to generate more fanfiction, and not so accidentally come out in the process. Featuring: competitive nonsense, live television mishaps, and one very distressed Scott Hunter.
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26 Feb 2026