prokaryotic



Fandoms

  1. Forsaken (Roblox) (4)

Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Anne invites Eddie to a dinner with one of Dan's friends from work. It's not until he's halfway through the meal that he realizes what's in the food.

    This work is now available in Chinese

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,271
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    777
    Kudos:
    11,698
    Bookmarks:
    1,560
    Hits:
    99,085

    10 Aug 2025

  2. Rec 22

    Tags
    Summary

    Shedletsky and his weirdly working get-out-of-chase tactic

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,852
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2,433

    15 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    WGARHHGH AGHHAGHHHHHH KISS NOW NWO NOW

  3. Rec *

    Summary

    They're professors. They're married. Their students don't realise. Cue shenanigans.

    Multiple short arcs with one-shots (and often pauses) between them. Characters continue from one arc to the next.

    Any ambiguity between being human and being occult/ethereal is entirely deliberate.

     

    Note: The author is not affiliated with Neil Gaiman and denounces his activities (see Vulture article)

    Words:
    133,200
    Works:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    2,474

    30 Jul 2025

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    tildeathdoustogether
    ok friends so i know we all joke about, like john mulaney and keanu reeves and hozier being immortals, but… i really think we gotta add anthony j. crowley to that list

    thelongest27yearsofmylife reblogged and said:
    Christ, Beth, Anthony Crowley is an increasingly popular, openly queer creator with explicitly queer rep in his work that’s really important to some people, can you not make this into a meme for ONCE in your life?

    tildeathdoustogether reblogged and said:
    you think i’m joking but.  i’m not.  l i s t e n  i did not get a history degree for nothing, i have RECEIPTS. buckle in kiddos this is a wild ride

     

    [Crowley accidentally gets a bit famous, and the internet figures out he may be a bit immortal]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,208
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    496
    Kudos:
    10,856
    Bookmarks:
    2,242
    Hits:
    53,389

    29 Jul 2025

  5. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    After everything, Aziraphale and Crowley, by unspoken agreement, begin sharing their lives.
    ---
    Why? Aziraphale wanted to ask him, why millennia of the way things were, and now this?

    But while Crowley seemed to have little issue upending every unspoken rule they’d ever written for themselves, Aziraphale was not so flexible, and they had spent thousands of years never quite addressing whatever it was this had stemmed from. Words, Aziraphale had always felt, were for bickering about where to eat for lunch, or hashing out ontological debates, or other trivial nonsense; there was no need to trifle with the imprecision of language, with phrasing and the possibility of being misconstrued, when it came to important matters if the other person simply understood, without needing it said. Six thousand years ago, when Aziraphale had met Crowley on the wall of Eden, watching the first two humans set out to begin the rest of history, something deep within him, more central even than his Grace, had thought, oh, it’s you, and that had been enough for him--for both of them, he assumed--for three millennia.

    However much he wanted to ask, he didn’t know how. The words simply weren’t there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,243
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    842
    Kudos:
    16,314
    Bookmarks:
    4,506
    Hits:
    156,915

    29 Jul 2025