psuedonymousrex



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  1. Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie by

    Fandom Day of the Dead (1985), Plants vs Zombies

    16 Mar 2026

    Summary

    What happens when a zombie decides to stay in your house? Nothing but pandemonium, it seems.

    Just a little side series of PvZ stuff about a cheery foot soldier who may or may not be gaining independence and the human absolutely done with the cartoon bull who still cares for the dumb dorky corpse man. A mix of PvZ GW 1, GW 2, BFN, and a bunch of other PvZ stuff if I so choose.

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  2. It's a Creepy World by

    Fandom Creepypasta - Fandom, Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game), Marble Hornets, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, r/nosleep - Fandom, SCP Foundation, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic.exe (Fandom), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series), The Trollge Files, Trollge - Fandom

    27 Dec 2024

    Summary

    When the ancient powers of Zalgo and the old ones awakened at last, it was then all of existence in every universe knew the end was nigh. Cosmic powers clashed, and a war began. The funny thing about cosmic wars though? They have the tiny, very small, almost insignificant possibility of recombining every single reality, timeline and uni/multiverse into one messed up psuedoverse of screwed up energy and several trillion or so resurrected souls and non-souls.

    Now, mass murderers of legend walk casually down the street attempting to spook teenagers, and it's perfectly normal to see the giant demon-powered fighter jets burn away the quadrillionth invasion of the spider planet - again. Just as everyone is sick and tired of writing cliches, so is humanity sick and tired of the horror world (unfortunately for them).

    At this point though, most people are: done with this shit and fight back against the edgelords, just so accustomed to it that it’s considered normal, or chaotic enough to join in on the shenanigans. Really, it's your choice. Just don't click that spam email unless you want a disembodied skull to permanently haunt your new PC.

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  3. The Supernatural Association by

    Fandom Buddy Simulator 1984 (Video Game), Creepypasta - Fandom, Eyes The Horror Game, Fazbear Frights - Fandom, Five Nights at Freddy's, Hello Puppets (Video Game), Wii Deleted You, Wii Deleted You (Animatic), Wii Deleted You (Web Series)

    19 Jul 2024

    Summary

    There are certain experiences that can bring together those from radically different backgrounds, the sort that shatter all assumptions of reality and force one to reconsider what they know. Michael wishes to simply leave the past, but his future may just be even more terrifying. But it doesn't need to be.

    In a new body with a old purpose, Michael is lead by a voice and forming all new connections, from a lonely teenager to a remorseful Mii, from children haunted by demons they cannot grasp to errant AI, from an out of place puppet to an out of place detective. Forces even greater than Afton are at work, and powers growing within him and others. There is a plan in place, and Michael needs to find a way to protect not only himself, but his new family as it churns forward.

    It is either that or annihilation.

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  4. Someone's Coming by

    Fandom Bendy and the Ink Machine, Creepypasta - Fandom, Five Nights at Freddy's, Hello Puppets (Video Game), Siren Head - Trevor Henderson

    10 Apr 2022

    Summary

    Just a place for some of my horror drabbles to hang out. Mostly experimental fics. Can range from any fandom, and will add to when I feel like it.

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    Maria vs The Jedi Cult by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

    16 Jul 2024

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    Reborn just in time to join the rest of the younglings in asking Master Skywalker what they were going to do because there were too many of them.
    Oh well, she had future knowledge, a tendency to be overlooked and forgotten about by the Creche Master, and the reckless abandonment of someone who knows when they die.

    AKA

    Maria, a fan from our world, wakes up in GFFA and decides that she isn't here for a long time, but a good time. She's not here for the whole cult thing of the Jedi, but she will annoy the Sith whenever she can. Though if the Coruscant Guard could be a bit less good at spotting the unaccompanied Jedi child wandering the Senate, that would be appreciated.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    How Is This My Life? by

    Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition  

    05 Apr 2022

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    How is someone supposed to survive Thedas as a vulpix? No really, I have no idea. I’m open to any and all suggestions that don’t include death or pain of any kind. Now would be a great time for someone to pop out and claim godhood because I’m down to convert if I could get a how to guide for idiots on surviving bullshit. One soul for a cheat guide please and thank you.

    Updates Mondays

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    17 Mar 2026

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    A Hunch Confirmed by

    Fandoms: Serverblight (Web Series), Team Fortress 2  

    11 Feb 2026

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    "I'm not going any further." Aaron announced suddenly, his Soldier stopping in its tracks. "You did equip the Cloak and Dagger, right?"

    "Yeah..." Breadolphin murmured, confused- until the crux of the plan struck him, and a wave of dread washed over him. "Please tell me I don't have to go in there alone."

    ☆

    aaron's got a sneaking suspicion. breadolphin is stuck serving as his eyes.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Pinocchio Complex by

    Fandoms: Sonic the Comic, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types  

    11 Aug 2024

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    "At the end of the day, there actually never was such a person as Super Sonic."
    But slowly, little by little, there was.

    Fleet becomes a person in stages. He gains a body, a personality, a name, a family. A way to be a person.
    Some steps are faster than others, some happen sooner, some later; some he does alone, some with help. None of them are particularly easy.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    These Inhibitors' Flaws (Reworked) by

    Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types  

    18 Mar 2026

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    After an incident where Sonic loses control and goes Dark, Knuckles convinces Tails that it's time for Sonic to have inhibitors, like the ones Shadow has. Now stuck with the restrictive rings, Sonic must learn to live with their strange feeling. But he has to wonder... are they really working as intended?

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    10 Mar 2026