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Different trauma, different time. Similar result.
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Traumatic injury takes getting used to
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squids... are like alliums by TypingMonkey (purty64) for dustfromspace
Fandoms: Great Potato War (Web Series)
19 Mar 2026
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Squidkid and Techno as rival farmers during Dutch Golden Age, getting caught up in tulip mania
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Say that we'll be nemeses by TypingMonkey (purty64) for dustfromspace
Fandoms: The Great Potato War (Minecraft Youtube)
17 Mar 2026
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Concept: Technoblade, Dutch potato farmer living above his means; Squidkid, fallen aristocrat turned journalist with a one sided beef, trying to ruin his life. And Jonathan Coulton is there.
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Scio, Sweetheart by TypingMonkey (purty64) for serethespider
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
09 Mar 2026
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baby's first webweave! d3rlord3 is loved by the narrative (the King in Yellow). this is Not a good thing for him.
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"Wit" begins with a w, right? by TypingMonkey (purty64)
Fandom Don't Starve (Video Game)
15 Oct 2021
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Everyone in the Constant is there for a reason. Usually, that reason is hubris, or greed, or foolishness.
Wit is here to help.
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The Spiralling Shape Will Make You Go Insane (with frustration) by TypingMonkey (purty64)
Fandom SCP Foundation, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Apr 2020
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adventures of my Spiral avatar oc!
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what if the player (me) was RICH and HATED JojaMart and could PAY EVERYONE????? now we know!!!! it's this.
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Technoblade and Philza as they would be in Dungeon Meshi!
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- Part 8 of Sparrow's Artwork
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One’s True Self by prof_cat_herder
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
16 Aug 2025
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The Enterprise has been tasked with convincing an alien race to join the Federation, but Jim isn't having much luck persuading them. When they insist that a ritual to reveal one's true self is the only way to gain their trust, Leonard volunteers. It's better than watching Jim or Spock risk themselves, but he could never have predicted the consequences.
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Leonard gets high on an alien ritual drink, has to suffer through withdrawal on the shuttle ride home, and then, to make matters even worse, has to apologize to Spock.
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- Part 2 of Spones Oneshots
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A Helping Hand by prof_cat_herder
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
18 Sep 2025
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Leonard can flirt with the best of them, but he never takes it further than that - for good reason, he can't. Although he'd hoped no one would ever know, when Spock finds out, it isn't as terrible as Leonard had expected. It might even be a good thing.
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Leonard has struggled with erectile dysfunction for years. Then Spock discovers his problem and offers to help him.
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A visiting Vulcan doctor, whose work leads him to be more "hands on" than would usually be seen as proper on Vulcan, has been flirting with McCoy relentlessly. Spock is the only one who seems to have noticed.
Why he cares so much is a different matter, and what he wants Kirk to do about it? Well, that's a whole other question entirely.
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The sweet, good life Harry deserves. Provided
begrudginglyby one Albert Rosenfield.Rad artwork by Kami linked in the appropriate note sections.
Edit: due to tumblrs... 'issues', art (from both kami and myself) is embedded at the end of relevant chapters. NSFW warnings for images will be at the beginning of a chapter.Here is a hyperlinked timeline of this series, important canon events relating to it and bonus tumblr-only ficlets
Here is a visual calender timeline
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Bookmarked by purty64
10 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
THE SILLIES!!!!! THEY HAVE A HEDGEHOG. NAMED ALBERT!!!!