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    Bison has been behaving himself.

    It’s been months since he last had an outburst, he’s progressing on his tattooing lessons, he gets fucked on Kant’s client chair and in their bed and over the kitchen table regularly; everything is fine. Their lives have settled down into a shockingly comfortable rhythm. The only problem is that sometimes he still gets this pressure building under his skin, an agitated horny itch that nothing scratches.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Gurathin gets afflicted by an aphrodisiacal toxin. Unfortunately, he can't bear to let any of the crew help him.

    Which leaves, of course, the SecUnit.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    Phryne and Jack go undercover at a private club to flush out a blackmailer. Jack's sexual horizons are broadened when he discovers something about himself.

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    27 Apr 2025

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    Mingjue needs to be careful. He will not die in this fucking tomb under the earth. It is not his time, not yet.

    And yet...

    If.

    Guangyao said if they get out alive, don’t tell Xichen.

    He doesn’t believe they’ll make it. Guangyao is legitimately concerned that they might be trapped and die before they can escape. Probably, that’s why he’s allowed so much emotion to slip through his usual mask in the last few hours: if they die, who’s to find out that anything besides banal pleasantry exists inside his vicious trap of a mind?

    Well, Mingjue knows. He’s always known. And by gods, they are going to make it out of this, even if it’s just to increase that chances of him one day getting the opportunity to punch Jin Guangshan in his stupid, smug, smarmy face. Nothing as pathetic as certain death is going to get in the way of him getting that satisfaction.

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    26 Jun 2024

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    Written based on the May Trope Mayhem list from Duck Prints Press!


    So. It turns out that Shang Qinghua was taking commissions on the side to write fanfiction of his own novel. Truly, his shamelessness knows no bounds, ect., ect., what else is new?! The problem is, now the System has found those stories, and shoved them in the middle of Shen Qingqiu's Happy Ever After!

    It can't be too bad, though, right? It's not like Airplane-bro wasn't already abusing every trope known to man! Only... What trope is this supposed to be??? "Great Master" Airplane, bro, why are all these tropes wrong???

    Did you... Did you seriously scam people out of their money without knowing what their requests meant?!


    A story of tropes where all the tropes are wrong. Updates written daily through the month of May and posted with minimal editing!

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    08 Feb 2024