queer_drunk_dwarf
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
- SMPEarth (1)
Recent works
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public relations are my favorite crime by queer_drunk_dwarf for CatInTheVoid
Fandoms: SMPEarth
10 Nov 2025
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Fit and Phil lands themselves in a pickle.
Thankfully, they know just the thing to get out of it!
Techno wants to go to sleep.
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If I could wish for one thing, I’d take the smile that you bring by Cracksicle, queer_drunk_dwarf, SilverBell2005
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Feb 2024
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Phil's life was rather good at the moment. Well as good as it can be with a dead wife, permanent knee injury, and a single small coffee shop to earn a living. Either way, things were going a bit too well leaving him to wonder what type of shit storm was about to come his way. Perhaps he should’ve kept his thoughts to himself because what he got was far worse than he ever imagined.
AKA Three crackheads banded together to write a Fic because there wasn’t enough Dark SBI with innocent Philza.
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This is not the first time Zoro has seen humans. He likes to observe these strange four legged creatures. Sometimes he may have seen them for too long, but what could have gone wrong?
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
11 Mar 2026
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the last treasure in the world by feralratdad
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
24 Sep 2023
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"Fuck," Zoro swears violently, heart plummeting to his stomach. "Fuck. Fuck, Sanji! Your hand! It's- fuck, when did it-"
"It was going to bite you," Sanji whispers, and now his voice breaks. "Your shoulder. I couldn't- I didn't know what to do."---
or: the inherent homoeroticism of severing the limb of the guy you're in love with to save him from infection during the apocalypse.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
11 Mar 2026
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Down Comes the Night by IronicVeghead
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
10 Mar 2026
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“List to the wind blow, down comes the night
Run in the shadows, damn your love, damn your lies
Break the silence - damn the dark, damn the light"The headlights catch the pale trunks of the trees as Zoro rounds the bend in the pitch of the night.
Static clings to the pitch of the song on the radio, and Zoro keeps one hand on the steering wheel as he adjusts the knob to soothe it. The green flash of a mile marker reminds him that his stop is nearing.
The windows are cracked, and the scent of pine wisps into the truck cab. The brackish scent of lakewater follows closely behind, the cold mineral scent of deep water seeping into the air.
Zoro’s wedding ring glints as the headlights reflect on the sign for the trailhead. Gravel crunches beneath the tires as he turns off the road.
He parks askew in the lot and the gears clunk as he jerks the driveshaft into park.Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
10 Mar 2026
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Blood, Sweat, and Tears by Ficwriter24
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
11 Mar 2026
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He'd thought he’d imagined it at first, a trick of the light with all the commotion and action everywhere.
The second time he could make no mistake, no excuse, because he seen it there, the slice of a sword he knew Luffy didn’t carry, the fall of a fishman Luffy doesn’t touch, and the sliver of a sharp canine through curled lips.
or, Zoro lives within the confines of his bandanna and nobody knows where the hell he came from.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
10 Mar 2026
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What's in a Name? by Purpleneutrino (luffymademedoit)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Oct 2023
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“I can’t decide,” said Sanji, pausing to exhale a slow stream of cigarette smoke, “whether it pisses me off, or endears me to him in some kind of fucked up way.”
Usopp looked up from his sketchbook to stare at him.
“Who and what are we talking about?”
“That shitty mosshead,” Sanji mumbled into his fingers as he took another drag. “He never calls me by my damn name.”
Sanji learns something new about Zoro. He doesn't take it well.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
09 Mar 2026