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The sea was calm, the moon was grown by quick_cat_tl
Fandoms: Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires (2025), Batman - All Media Types
22 Mar 2026
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Talia waited two full weeks of the trip back to Europe to reveal her pregnancy to her father; that way, it'd be too late to turn back to the New World, and it'd be too late for her to take a potion to get rid of the child.
The pregnancy had not been easy, but she had known it would not be. She had already been showing when they reached the old Al-Ghul manor in Granada, and she’d made quite the spectacle as they left Hispania.Or, Talia takes Damian to meet his father for the first time, all the way to the New World.
Or, if Batman is Aztec, then the Al Ghul's are Moors.
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- Part 5 of Aztec Batman
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A salt of stars by quick_cat_tl
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Mar 2026
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Under the sunlight and away from the plants, Suguru could see Satoru in all detail. He was longer than he was tall, with extremely fine features for his size. Its white scaly skin was striking, blinding under the light. But he wasn’t pure white, Suguru realized. And it wasn’t all scales, either.
“It’s got feathers,” he said, stupidly.
Haibara-san gushed, “That was a surprise for everyone. Satoru is mostly Utahraptor, to get that size, but no one expected him to have that many feathers. The higher ups hated him when he came out of the egg; said he looked like a fancy chicken and threatened to have him cooked.”. . .
Suguru has been hired in the new Jurassic Park to help train Satoru, a young raptor created for the Japanese military. After a fight between dinosaurs causes a blackout, Suguru finds himself discovering how intelligent Satoru really is.
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Adorable (or, at least, loveable) by quick_cat_tl
Fandoms: Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires (2025), Batman - All Media Types
21 Feb 2026
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“You have something of mine,” echoed a voice.
Mitotiltochtli turned with a gasp; Tzinacan jumped down of a nearby roof and approached him, his armor tinkling loudly. His godly eyes shone coldly under the moonlight.
“I found it,” Mitotiltochtli dared to say.
Tzinacan’s face was impassive as a statue; his knife-tongue a terrifying threat. “It is not yours.”. . . .
Batman and Jason's first meeting in Aztec Batman's verse.
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- Part 4 of Aztec Batman
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The Apple of Eve's Eye by quick_cat_tl
Fandoms: Knives Out (Movies), Wake Up Dead Man (Movie)
14 Feb 2026
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The words came, as if from her very soul: “I know where he hid it.”
Grace’s eyes widened, less Devil and more doe, but Martha knew not to trust them. This was exactly how girls like Grace got boys to do whatever they wanted, and Martha was so much smarter than boys.
She couldn’t help the smirk that came into her voice as she finished: “You’ll never find it, you harlot whore.”. . .
"The sin of the harlot whore" scene but Grace Wicks thinks Martha has the diamond in her pussy.
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Rabbit, Grass, Water by quick_cat_tl
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires (2025)
24 Oct 2025
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Yohualcoatl cradled the boy’s head with a firm hand. The boy looked at him with fiery eyes. He was so upset; Yohualcoatl wanted to squish him in his arms.
“You are a quetzal feather. You are a jade necklace. A green flower bud.”
“I’m not your son!” The boy shrilled.
“Be.”. . .
Yohualcoatl tries adopting Nexhuitzilin. Keyword: tries.
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- Part 3 of Aztec Batman
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Aztec Batman by quick_cat_tl
Fandom Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires (2025), Batman - All Media Types
22 Mar 2026
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Day of the Death 2020 - Literary Calaveras by quick_cat_tl
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2020
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left a light on for you by pinstripedJackalope
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman: Arkham Knight Genesis (Comics), Batman: Arkham (Video Games)
02 Apr 2026
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"The pain doesn’t cease—it doesn’t change or move, holding steady like someone is pressing a hot coal to the tender skin of his cheek. A hot coal… or a brand."
AKA a JayRoy Arkham Knight soulmate AU in which Roy is able to rescue Jay from the Joker just after he gets the brand on his face.
Bookmarked by quick_cat_tl
02 Apr 2026
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How hard can it be? Boys do it! by Ehann
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Apr 2026
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“These meetings are repetitive and unpleasant,” Xu Qingyi announces. “Where, I wonder, are the great ideals of the sect? That we are martial siblings, sworn family that should rise or fall together.”
Liu Qingge opens his mouth and Xu Qingyi holds up a hand. “You talk to each other like you are bitter enemies. Perhaps one should try pretending your shixiongdi are people you care for.”
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02 Apr 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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31 Mar 2026
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Better Your Education by pastrysexual
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
28 Mar 2026
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A-Ning, Mo Ran's precious disciple, wants to know how babies are made.
Mo Ran takes advantage.
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30 Mar 2026
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sure grandpa, let’s get you to bed by goldenraeofsun
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Mar 2026
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Scott can’t stand Ilya Rozanov. Sure, Rozanov is a generational wunderkind, but he’s also annoying as hell and always ready with a chirp.
“Do you have a spot in the nursing home yet, Hunter? I am hearing from my grandma they go fast!”
“Are you getting tired? It must be past your bedtime already!”
“What kind of skating is that? Is your arthritis acting up again?”
Scott’s age is Rozanov’s favorite topic, but now that Scott has come out, he shudders to think about what Rozanov will throw at him this season.
Or, 5 times Rozanov makes fun of Scott for being old, and 1 time he makes fun of Scott for being gay.
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30 Mar 2026