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"Jane Doe" by Jacob Bannon (Converge)



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    “And you’re sure there’s nothing for you?” David says suddenly. “You’re not—you’re feeling okay? You’re not sick? Shane wouldn’t have any reason to think that you’re sick?”

    Ilya blinks and turns to him. “I am fine. Totally fine. Better than fine, even, before today.”

    “It’s just—Shane’s acting like you’re dying, Ilya.”

    “Not as far as I’m aware,” says Ilya. “And I do not think he would learn this before me.”

    The summer before Ilya joins the Centaurs, Shane wakes up nervous. It doesn't stop from there.

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    Shane had everything he'd ever wanted, plus a girlfriend. Ilya Rozanov was not his problem.

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    Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”

    Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”

    “Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”

    Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”

    “We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”

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    Все счастливые семьи похожи друг на друга, каждая несчастливая семья несчастлива по-своему.

    All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

    ~ Leo Tolstoy

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    An interlude early in S1E4.

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    Ilya had learned things today. Hollander is warm while he sleeps; he takes deep breaths and sighs and holds his hands near his face. He eats one food first before moving onto the next and is constantly wiping crumbs from his fingers. It is impossible for Ilya to unlearn these things, so he acknowledges them and then lets them run down the drain with the shower water.

    It had only been an easygoing nap in the middle of the day, with the sun coming through the window and quiet in the house. It wasn’t supposed to be a big deal. Ilya likes a party, but he appreciates a quiet house. He’d hoped Shane would too.

    He leans his forehead against the tile.

    Hollander. Hollander.

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    Ilya thought he knew everything, but has so much to learn about Shane Hollander. Takes place after tuna melts in episode 4 and through Tampa All-Stars.

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