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  1. Rec *

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    14 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    can't stop smiling reading this :D

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    Boodram: Rozy how the fuck do you get your google docs hacked
    Dykstra: In his defense, who the fuck hacks into google docs?
    Holmberg: Roz why are you using your work email for groceries????

    Or: Ilya Rozanov's gmail gets hacked in February 2021. To everyone's surprise, they find zero sex tapes, one Shane Hollander-shaped grocery list, and one list of travel notes.

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    23 Feb 2026

  3. Rec *

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    So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.

    His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.

    Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.

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    23 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "He sends this. This is safe. This is normal for them. This is flirty. This is taking two big steps back from the cliff’s edge and pretending you never thought about how it would feel to jump in the first place. "

  4. Rec *

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    Julia Prior ☑️ @JuliaPriorESPN
    I sat down with Ilya Rozanov to talk about what he loves about Boston, what it’s like to play the best hockey of his career, and what comes next. bit.ly/203948

    tanHER dillon @kanatacommunist
    i s2g i just saw r*zanov at the ottawa airport…. theres no way right

    vic hates hockey @censeless
    tired: hollanov real
    wired: ir81 to the centaurs real


    or: ilya's last season in boston through the eyes of hockey twitter.

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    20 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    TS BUZZYY

  5. Rec *

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    "We have to get the rookies together," Ilya announces without preamble.

    "Jesus," Shane mutters. Talk about subtle. "Have you ever left anything alone for once in your life?"

    He grins. "No. Is how I got you!"

    Or: There's a new rookie in town. Luca Haas is handling this just fine.

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    09 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HAASY MY BABY YOU DESERVE ALLLLL THE LOVE THERE IS!