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Your Snail Owes My Snail Child Support by foxglove (FeralPen)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Dec 2024
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When the Strawhat's new snails decide to get frisky, it's Sanji's snail who ends up impregnated by Zoro's snail.
When Robin suggests this is because the snails picked up on Sanji and Zoro's subconscious desire to bang, Sanji falls into a comedic spiral of angst and self-doubt. Because he can't hook up with anyone unless he's half in love with them, and there's no way Zoro would ever care about him more than just a hookup, and he's not going to put himself through all of that.
Meanwhile, Zoro knows the cook is a hysterical moron. Maybe it's time he does something about that.
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29 Mar 2026
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“Oh, my first crush was Vincent Whittman!”
Wherein Valentino doesn't know yet who Vox was in life and Vox uses Val’s openness about his own past to get fantastic sex.
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29 Mar 2026
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Vox and val decided to do some pirate roleplay
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22 Mar 2026
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Valentino planned this date night 3 months ago... And Vox is... LATE?!
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17 Mar 2026
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Velvette, Valentino And The Giant Rhino In The Room by auxkabel (cablecurrent)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Dec 2025
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Valentino is a tummy ache survivor. The hole in his throat doesn’t matter.
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Velvette has finally gotten Valentino to headline her fashion show. Unfortunately the villain of the week has no decorum and horrible timing.
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15 Mar 2026