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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Part 2 of my ineffable mums AU.

    Aziraphale wants to help Crowley in any way she can and finds out about induced lactation to support her in the future breastfeeding journey. But they need to work together to make sure Aziraphale’s milk is ready when their baby needs it.

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    10 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 80

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    "I'm Crowley," they managed and started to stick out their hand to shake before thinking better of it and twitching a limp-wristed wave instead. Did you shake hands at an orgy?

    Oyster guy glanced at Crowley all over again, giving them just about the bitchiest, most blatant once-over they'd been subjected to outside the streets of SoHo. They resisted the urge to sneer but couldn't help reflexively slouching so far into one hip they threatened to tip sideways. They knew they looked good. Whatever judgment he reached, though, Crowley couldn't quite read. He simply arranged his expression into a polite smile.

    "My name is Aziraphale," he replied and held out a hand to shake.

    Oh, for fuck's sake.

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    It's Crowley's first time attending a big group event at their new sex club, and they're kind of overwhelmed. Luckily, they're pointed in the direction of a more experienced member to show them the ropes.

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    17 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    When Aziraphale steps into the stall of the rotunda, the poor darling he’s to cultivate is yanking against their restraints and breathing harsh through their nose as they shout muffled invectives through the silky gag covering their mouth. The ripening sling they’re suspended in sways in sinuous arcs as they thrash, and Aziraphale is put in mind of a furious snake writhing without traction, helpless, on silk sheets.

     

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    A bit of a bastard is back at the sex club for more consensual non-consent, and a familiar serpent is ready to be trussed up and cultivated.

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    17 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Oh, if only Aziraphale were the two-dimensional service dispenser many of his patrons mistake him for. But alas, he is a victim of the common human malaise that is having a rich, complex inner life. Most relevant to his current predicament, in addition to being generally kindhearted, intelligent, and inclined to being helpful, Aziraphale is also a bit of a bastard. And, sometimes, he just wants to go apeshit.

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    A bit of a bastard visits his favorite sex club looking for a fun bit of consensual non-consent, and an anonymous serpent is a fan of kabeshiri.

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    16 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Written for Soho Red Light District server's monthly NSFW prompt Jan 2024 - "Bell".

    What had first occurred to Aziraphale as a coincidence became a hypothesis, which became a theory to be tested as many times as he could manage without Crowley catching on. It was apparent that Crowley needed far less physical foreplay than when they had first become sexually acquainted. While this may have simply been a mutual case of nerves in the beginning, it did not account for why Crowley was no longer capable of behaving himself in the bookshop.

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    16 Feb 2026