rysta_the_simp
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Spamton is trying to do work after-hours, but his overworked body is actively failing him.
Hopefully a certain CRT doesn’t break into his office and force him to listen to his needs!
(POV switches between Spamton and Tenna)
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Last year's wishes are this year's apologies /The stitches you sew won't mend me by NumberOneBanetteFan
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
01 Apr 2026
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Spamton has a long and deeply unfortunate history of sewing himself back together in the dark and pretending that was fine. He's safer now he's loved and has someone waiting for him at the end of the night with an actual bed to crawl into. What he does not have is the courage to explain every shortcut he once took with his own body.
AKA a medically dubious evening in Castle TownBookmarked by rysta_the_simp
09 Apr 2026
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Why they never got married.
Comic Fic - 18 pages
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09 Apr 2026
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He sat up slowly and blinked around his room. Everything was slightly spinning, his vision swimming whenever he moved his head. All these symptoms could only mean one thing.
“Fuck me, I’ve got an error,” Spamton sighed and dragged a hand across his face, voice gravelly and glitching. Goddamnit, today was supposed to be his new Spamton Certified Floor Cleaning Gel™ advertisement campaign debut! Seriously out of all the times to be sick!
Spamton has always been a workaholic, although he liked to call himself driven instead. However, what happens when his unhealthy habits finally catch up to him, right in front of the entire population of the TV World studio and his attractive boss slash business partner?
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07 Apr 2026
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Here We Know that Christmas will be [Green Room] and Bright! The [Sales] to Shine By Day, and All the [TV Stars] at Night by NotaLotl
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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Tenna seemed taller than usual, and was shouting orders like it was his job (which, Spamton supposed, it usually was). Unfortunately, he was wearing the most hideous Christmas sweater Spamton had ever seen. It was green, red, and white, with little TVs sprinkled among snowflakes, reindeer, and santas. Christmas lights were woven into the wool in every colour imaginable, making it look like he was glowing. A scarf of golden tinsel was wrapped merrily around his neck, alongside a large santa hat that tightly hugged the four corners of his boxy head. Little holes had been cut into the hat to let his antennae curl cheerily through. Spamton suddenly realised that alongside his shouted orders, extremely loud Christmas music was blasting from Tenna’s own worn and crackling speakers, popping with feedback occasionally from the sheer volume of noise.
Christmas music. Christmas tree. Christmas tinsel and garlands… Oh. Oh no.
Still somewhat new to TV World, Spamton is unexpectedly thrust into the most exuberant of Christmas celebrations at the hands of Tenna. The only problem? He hates Christmas. Obviously, this won't do, so Tenna proposes a bet. A bet that he can make Spamton love Christmas again. What could go wrong?
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02 Apr 2026
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When Mabel and Dipper fight over a time machine, they find themselves sent back thirty years in the past. Now its up to the younger versions of their great uncles to get them home.
A Timestuck AU inspired by artsycrapfromsai