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Heaven and Hell gather for a meeting to negotiate redemption and sign a treaty, and it's actually going off without a hitch, however mind-numbingly boring it is.
And then, of course, Michael has to go and bring Lucifer's relationship status into it and ruin everything.
But what else did he expect from Heaven?
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A Tale of a Darker Time by LuckyLectio
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
16 Nov 2025
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“So,” Malon states levelly, “for some reason, the guy you attacked, chained up, and imprisoned in our pantry, isn’t being cooperative.”
The pantry door rattles, angry hissing coming from within.
The collection of Links in her kitchen appear rather sheepish. Her own Link blinks back at her, “…Well, when you word it like that…”
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Heroes have been pulled together from across time to face a mysterious threat, but accidentally find a Link with a darker tale to tell.
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Fine, Come to my Rescue by Blueseabird2
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
22 Mar 2025
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Batman and the Justice League get captured in a completely ridiculous and entirely unpredictable way. Batman's plans get called into question and by his team mates and a villain that doesn't deserve the name. He decides to abandon them to his best and most vicious general plan; let the kids sort everything out. He just wants to stop sneezing, get home, and have some soup.
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- Part 7 of Batfamily Feels
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- English
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Bookmarked by sagefruits
16 May 2025
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lmao hilarious batfam and justice league shenanigans
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A Strange Family by TheWitchBoy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Oct 2021
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“Does he… like polka dots that much?”
There's been a threat on Bruce Wayne's life. It's important enough the the Justice League decides to look into it. Superman is given the job of babysitting Bruce Wayne.
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- Part 13 of Secret ID Reveals
- Part 12 of Batfamily Shenanigans & Tomfoolery
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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- English
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10 May 2025
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this shit is funny as hell jason gets hit by a van and fuckin gets silly af lmao