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    Ed leaned forward and put his head in his hands. “This is ridiculous. You know that, right?”

    “Eh, I think you’ve done weirder things.”

    “Weirder than marrying a paladin and infiltrating a cult together?”

    Holga shrugged. “You’ve done a lot of weird things. Don’t make me list them all.”

    or: xenk needs edgin's help to take down a cult. absolutely nothing can go wrong. right?

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    “Uh,” Moomintroll said, and then because he didn’t even know where to begin, decided to keep his question simple. “What is happening?”

    They both stared at him as though he was completely stupid.

    “Isn’t it obvious enough?” Snorkmaiden asked.

    “Oh, my Moomintroll,” Snufkin said, and Moomintroll had no idea how to deal with hearing Snufkin say that. “You can be slow sometimes.”

    Snorkmaiden flickered a few more colours. Snufkin didn’t let go of his paws. Moomintroll stared at them both, still utterly at a loss.

    Little My threw a handful of raspberry crumble at his head.

    “They’ve swapped bodies, you great useless marshmallow.”
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    Snorkmaiden and Snufkin swap bodies. It raises questions nobody is ready to answer.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    They say love's in your gut, syrupy sweet, but it turns out more of a burp you’ve got to hold in for life. How startlingly romantic.

    “Can Bartosch swim?” Hans asks.

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    After Suchdol, rest comes. A lesson in swimming, and another in love.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    The woman who opens the door is nothing like Kara expected.

    She’s not a housewife. She’s young, probably Kara’s age, and alarmingly pretty. She looks loose, and carefree, and stylish. She looks like a catalog model. No…even better. Those women don’t have half the curves that this woman does, they don’t have her subtle smile or her bright green eyes –

    Bright green eyes that are staring directly at Kara.

    “Can I help you?”

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    Kara is a sexless housewife in 1969, feeling trapped and not knowing why. But when mysterious, kind-hearted Lena Luthor moves in next door, hosting swinger’s parties but ignoring the men, Kara’s whole world shifts on its axis.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    John assumes the Bad Guy Group of the Week kidnaps the first team member they can get their hands on, which just so happens to be him. But when they finally get him to whatever shithole they’re taking him to, he sees that he’s not the only one they grabbed.

    “Oh, hey,” Bob says, not seeming nearly as upset about this as he should be if he’s pretending to be some helpless civilian. When John just blinks at him, he adds, “I’m the leverage.”

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    18 Jan 2026