schemingbanshee

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    “Okay,” Utahime says, massaging her temples, “you know what?”

    “No.” Satoru says, and stares at the DM from Suguru so hard his vision starts to blur.

    “Gojo Satoru.” She snaps her fingers in front of his face, disturbing his hyper-locked in view of the phone screen, and he blinks, the world coming back into focus.

    “Huh?” He says.

    “Okay, I have known you since you were, what? Twelve? Thirteen?”

    Satoru makes an iffy sort of hand gesture. It was somewhere around there, who knows really. He can’t remember all that.

    “Okay, so I say this with the full weight of well over a decade of…” She pauses, thinking.

    “Friendship.” He supplies, nodding.

    She stares at him dead-eyed.

    “Acquaintanceship?” He tries, failing to stop the pout.

    “Proximity.” She decides firmly.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Suguru never planned this—really, he didn’t. He’s not that kind of person.
    He never meant to touch himself with Satoru in the same room, never even imagined he’d be willing to go through with it at all. He never meant for things to unfold this way, and he certainly didn’t plan on getting caught while doing it, either.
    But here they were, stuck in a situation that not even Suguru could talk his way out of.
    But life has a funny way of working out sometimes, and as it turns out, it might not have been such a bad idea after all.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Suguru and him on a bed.

    Suguru in him on a bed.

    Just the thought kind of makes Satoru’s pussy throb, because he knows Suguru would do wonders to him—make this whole stupid trip worthwhile. The amount of ogling he does to the farmer only makes him even more sure of what he wants.

    And Satoru has been trying to get his attention, he really has. But Suguru is a tough nut to crack, and not even Satoru constantly getting in his business over the past few days has earned him more than the occasional chuckle when he makes a joke.

    But Satoru knows that most of that tough act is just that—an act. He’s just being an ass. A bit sadistic, probably. Definitely finds it funny how Satoru follows him around like a stray, like he’s waiting for something—like Satoru’s going to beg.

    Hah. As if.

    Or: Cityboy Gojo learns there are some unexpected benefits to being stuck on the family farm.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Being best friends with someone for well over a decade definitely had its perks, having someone around that constantly just got you was definitely something someone like Satoru needed to get him through his awful teenage years.

     

     

     

    Being best friends with someone who you’ve been in love with for over a decade however, was undoubtedly a much less pleasant experience.

    Satoru’s three-step plan to moving on from your best friend:

    Step one, get tasked to tutor a weird scary guy.

    Step two, accidentally make everyone at your school think you’re dating said weird scary guy

    Step three, ???

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Gojo Satoru, and omega who pretended to be a beta, is now on his heat. Troubled with his lack of safety and how much he misses Suguru, the heat drunk omega goes looking for a place to spend his heat, one that would make him feel closer to his missing Alpha.

    Enter Getou Suguru, who went to visit an old shrine in hopes of finally parting with the memories of the one he could never have, only to find out that yes, one can have cake and eat it at the same time.

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    26 Mar 2026

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