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Watch, Wait by shellsonthecurtain
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
19 Jun 2025
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Hector knows what you set this morning, he remembers the touch of your fingers, the knowledge that you held the power put him at ease. But sometimes he can’t help himself. It’s fun to be touched, but what’s wrong with pushing back?
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Are You Finally Silent? by shellsonthecurtain
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Dec 2020
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As Geralt made his way to the tavern, he could faintly hear one or two conversations, muted not by distance, but by the late hour. The half moon had fully risen, and the only people left would be the men who didn't want to go home, and women who were afraid to. But there was one more man sitting in the back, softly playing a lute. A lute Geralt hadn't seen in a long time.
Maybe some apologies were in order.
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Whenever Klaus had needed to talk, he had turned around Ben had been there. For over a decade Ben had been there, even when he didn't want to be.
So who the fuck is he supposed to talk to now that Ben was gone?
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one decent cup of coffee by shellsonthecurtain for Addie_Lover_of_Stories
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
25 Dec 2019
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Tim's one savior is coffee. It's the one thing that keeps him going. Now that there's no coffee in the house though, what is he gonna do?
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Don't Push Diego (When You're Running Late) by shellsonthecurtain
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
23 Mar 2019
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Luther has a rule for Diego.
He had to learn it the hard way.
Or how Luther is a bad brother and Diego didn't deserve that you meanie.
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“I can't believe you did that.”
“Kissed you?” Carlos asks. He feels Cecil shudder under his hands.
“Yes,” he hisses. “Right there, where anyone could – oh, beautiful, perfect Carlos, I never thought you were kinky too!”
Or, Cecil's erogenous zones are in nonstandard places.
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10 Mar 2026
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The worst part is Harry’s got no idea why Malfoy keeps sending him invites. He’s never replied to a single one. And if the whole dinner is as exclusive and sought-after as the Prophet keeps breathlessly reporting, then presumably the only reason Malfoy wants him there is in his capacity as the Chosen One. So, really, he can fuck right off. Harry doesn’t care about Draco Malfoy’s redemption tour. And he’s certainly not going to help him with it.
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17 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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10 Feb 2026
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Thief in the Night by coffee_mage
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Jun 2017
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A band of scoundrels and thieves, living in close quarters. Things sometimes go missing. Occasionally, they're found.
Or: Five times the Guardians lost things and one time they found it all. Set within 70 days of the end of the first movie.
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18 Jan 2026
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Ain't That A-frickin-dorable? by LiterallyThePresident
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
15 May 2017
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"I am Groot." he hissed at Drax, making a threatening and offensive gesture. Drax blinked uncomprehendingly, and Rocket made a mental note to find and kill whoever had been teaching Groot these things.
"Go away?" he wondered what had gotten into his buddy, "What's your problem with Drax today?"
"I am Groot."
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18 Jan 2026