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“Oh,” Val said, looking up from his phone with disinterest as Vox went completely, deadly still, his fingers gouging the surveillance table. “I was wondering when you’d notice.”
There's a ring on the Radio Demon's finger.
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- Part 1 of Enchanté
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“Right. Great. You’re with me now. Here’s the deal: you like those, don’t you?” Lucifer asked, voice so soft a croon Alastor would know it was fake. “I will help you through this, slake your animal lust the old fashioned way—just this once.” His hand lifted, brushing against Alastor’s jaw, and he watched with a ghostly smirk as Alastor’s eyes flared, his smile more like a sneer even as Lucifer leaned forward. Good. It was easier to do this when Alastor acted how Lucifer had come to expect. “Charlie will never know, your psychotic little Overlord friends will never know, and when it’s done we will walk away and never, ever speak of it again.”
As an angel, Lucifer's never thought much about the secondary natures of humans or their Sinner counterparts in Hell. Then Alastor goes into rut, and he finds himself reevaluating what it is he’ll do to keep his daughter’s dream alive.
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Alastor reached out with one hand again, laying it palm-up on the table.
Lucifer stared. “What?”
“Dance with me,” Alastor murmured, the smile that curved his mouth as insouciant as anything Lucifer had ever seen. “That is, assuming you are even capable.”
Weak after Charlie’s birth, Lucifer has no choice but to flee Hell when Adam brings an army of Exterminators and Heavenly Princes to his doorstep. With Lilith dead, Hell in shambles, and Lucifer in no position to right it, he flees to the only place he can think of: Earth. The human world is much different than he remembers, however, and his plan to simply keep himself and Charlie secluded in the first human city he lands in hits a snag when the woman from next door takes an interest in them and the strange radio show that, for months, has been Lucifer’s only mode of lulling his daughter to sleep, bringing her mysterious son into Lucifer's false life and threatening to bring the whole facade crashing down.
(Written for the RadioApple Big Bang 2025.)
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- Part 1 of Patina
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Alastor’s eyes gleamed. Then, wordless, he held his hand out, the faint, tinny sound of a radio waltz trickling in from the bayou.
“Is that a deal, Your Majesty?”
Lucifer looked at him then, this ruined soul clawing desperately for power, for control, and his smirk softened into a severe smile as he placed his hand in Alastor’s and said, with the gravitas of so many millennia: “You would not survive a deal with me.”
Lucifer knows Heaven isn't finished with them. With the future uncertain and a great many unknown players on the board, he can only hope to remain one step ahead of the home he'd once known. Meanwhile, the Radio Demon reveals himself to be a man of many surprising talents, chief of them being the dangerous ability to make Lucifer feel alive again. If only Lucifer knew what his endgame was.
Or: a series of dances and interactions between Alastor and Lucifer Morningstar, spanning the development of a rather peculiar relationship and the ever-dangerous politicking between Heaven and Hell.
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You are a weakness I abhor, Alastor said, but Lucifer had learned, in the preceding years, that Alastor admitting to Lucifer being a weakness at all spoke more than any other declaration could.
A series of secrets and truths in the aftermath of battle.
Or: the one where Lucifer and Alastor were secretly married prior to the events of canon, and Lucifer must piece them both back together following Heaven's ill-fated attack.
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- Part 2 of Enchanté
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There's a ring on the Radio Demon's finger.
A series of fics set in a universe where Lucifer and Alastor married prior to the events of the show, and Lilith is Alastor's deal-holder. Each one-shot should stand on its own.
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Weak after Charlie’s birth, Lucifer has no choice but to flee Hell when Adam brings an army of Exterminators and Heavenly Princes to Hell’s doorstep. With Lilith dead, Hell in shambles, and Lucifer in no position to right it, he flees to the only place he can think of: Earth.
The human world is much different than he remembers, however, and his plan to simply keep himself and Charlie secluded in the first human city he lands in hits a snag when the woman from next door takes an interest in them and the strange radio show that, for months, has been Lucifer’s only mode of lulling his daughter to sleep, bringing her mysterious son into Lucifer's false life and threatening to bring the whole facade crashing down.
AKA the AU where Lucifer, pretending to be human, tries to raise Charlie alone in 1920s New Orleans, and Alastor, also pretending to be something he's not, falls into their orbit.
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He’d known, realistically, that Lilith was gone, and that she’d no intention of coming back.
The knowledge didn’t make Lucifer anymore prepared to find her mark engraved on the Radio Demon’s soul.
Charlie asks her father to check in with Alastor after the hotel's reconstruction. In the process, Lucifer makes a discovery, and things get worse before they get better.
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A series of one-shots and short fics detailing the relationship between Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, and one very overworked Thomas Cromwell.
Series inspired by Alia/herawell on tumblr giving me prompts, and by mihrsuri. Marked as complete but can be updated at any time.
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Tumblr Prompts by sithmarauder
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Les Misérables - All Media Types
07 Aug 2015
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Prompts from things on tumblr, varying in length.
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"He was an Olympic swimmer, drives motorcycles, loves photography and he's a pilot in the Royal Air Force."
A Princess Diaries 2 re-write in which Andrew Jacoby gets rights.
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15 Mar 2026
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"Finished saying your prayers?" Richard's horse snorted and stamped the ground, as anxious to be gone as its master.
"You don't want to take a few moments to see the Magdalen's sacred relics? I'm surprised at you." Philip smiled as he mounted his own steed, swinging easily up into the saddle.
"I've seen enough dry whores in my life," Richard replied, stiff and prickly.
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13 Mar 2026
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Richard of Aquitaine had bound his soul to his duchy.
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13 Mar 2026
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built for the slaughter, made for the house by SpeedingCheetah
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
01 Oct 2025
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Xie Lian wasn’t even sure who he was being sacrificed to, this time. In the past, it was almost always shared—overheard before the knife plunged, for example. But tonight, he was on a cold altar, waiting for the eventual end, and had roughly no idea why the mortals were so scared, so nervous, yet so relieved. On the other hand, he had never been granted the sight of something so beautiful before his slaughter—the wings of a silver butterfly danced right over his face, and landed gently on his nose, where blood slowly dripped. Xie Lian thought it was a very precious goodbye. Or apology, maybe. He found that he didn’t mind.
(or: xie lian is sacrificed to one of crimson rain sought flower’s temples. the aftermath is certainly something.)
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- Part 1 of whumptober 2025
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12 Mar 2026
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Red Fox by ana_writess
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
14 Jan 2026
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Xie Lian has been imprisoned in the coffin for who knows how long. When he finally gets out, he's met with a slew of problems- and an unexpected friend.
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Xie Lian lay among a patch of brush for days or weeks, he couldn’t tell, letting his body knit itself together and grow accustomed to the brightness of the world. When he confirmed he was whole and unwounded, he snuck out to a river in the middle of the night to wash himself or drown himself, whichever came first. He didn’t look at his reflection– he didn’t want to know what a horrifying sight he must have been. He submerged himself completely, trying his hardest to clean the dirt and blood and who knows what else from his hair, his skin, and his robes. The water ran red and brown, and he didn’t leave the river until several hours later, when the stench of dried blood had lessened enough to be bearable. He thought maybe he’d drowned in the water. He crawled, dripping wet and shivering, to a meadow hidden in the woods, where he lay hoping that the sun would dry him off tomorrow.
It was there, the next day, that the red fox found him.
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12 Mar 2026