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    “There has not been a Malfoy who has been unwed past the age of twenty-five for more than sixteen generations.”

    Hermione Granger—renowned lawyer in the defense of magical creatures, scourge of the Ministry, and unrepentant virgin—is about to take on the case of a lifetime.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    There was no good reason for a tiny paper dragon to be tracking ink across Hermione's monthly planner.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Draco Malfoy leaves home every night while Death Eaters and snakes overrun his house. He ends up in the middle of nowhere with a girl who won't show her face. He calls her Psyche and though she's heartbroken over someone else, and keeping an immense secret, he doesn't care as long as they're together. Deathly Hallows retold as a Dramione story. HEA. Complete.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    A charity Quidditch match leaves Hermione Granger in need of a sponsor. Draco Malfoy is ready and eager to take on the role after a bit of convincing from his best mate, Theo Nott.

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    The One Where a mischievous Theo convinces Draco the roles of a Sugar Daddy and a sponsor are practically synonymous. To Hermione's (initial) horror, Draco Malfoy takes his role as her "sponsor" a little too seriously.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    ‘Well it doesn’t make any difference whether or not Malfoy wants a torrid love affair because he can’t have one on his own.’

    ‘Oh please. Are you trying to insinuate that if he rocked up to you with that face and that body, and said hey Granger let’s do something my Father will never hear about, you would walk away?!’

    ‘I am not going to have a torrid love affair with Malfoy!’

    ‘We’ll see.’ Ginny said knowingly.

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    Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry's dropped a bombshell on everyone. Draco Malfoy's been recruited as his Auror Partner and 'he's not as bad as he used to be'. But if he's Harry's problem, why does it constantly seem to fall to Hermione to babysit that bloody ferret? And just how much babysitting is going to be expected of her?

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    14 Mar 2026