19 Bookmarks by somebebop
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Texts from an Unknown Number by GaryOldman
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Apr 2020
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The human wrong number AU I have been craving.
Trapped at a boring Halloween party, Aziraphale tries to get in touch with Gabriel but his text ends up in the wrong place.
GorillazGal86 and Literarion have done a pod fic of this one, which you can listen to here! https://archiveofourown.org/works/29542161/
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- Part 1 of Wrong Number AU
- Language:
- English
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- 12,760
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 7
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- 675
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- 3,059
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- 501
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13 Oct 2024
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all the effects of drunkenness by Giddygeek
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Sep 2023
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“You’re tempting me,” Aziraphale says, warm breath washing over Crowley’s hand.
“I’m tempting you,” Crowley agrees. He shifts closer, slides his thumb across the angel’s lip. “Don't worry. It's off the books."
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Bildad the Shuhite, huh? I can't explain it either. Compels me, though.
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26 Sep 2024
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One Night In Bangor (And the World's Your Oyster) by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2019
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"All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"
Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.
"The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."
AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.
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- English
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- 1/1
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06 Aug 2024
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Tether by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2023
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Aziraphale, Supreme Archangel of the Heavenly Host, is just minding his own business. Really. It's not like he's trying to get summoned to Earth during highly important archangelic duties. And Crowley's not trying to summon him, he swears, but somehow it still keeps happening...
Now, if they could only figure out why?
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- English
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- 44,558
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- 9/9
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- 1,021
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24 Jul 2024
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[Fic & Podfic] Press L in the Chat (for Love) by chamyl, Djapchan, JoseyxNeko, Phoenix_Soar, SkyAsimaru, snakeandmoon, Starlightdreamerstar, thundercrackpod (thundercrackfic), WaldosAkimbo, wargoddess9 (Wargoddess9), with (Literarion)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Aug 2022
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Bickering fan-content creators Aziraphale and Crowley only have three things in common — they are both avid fans of a new revolutionary TV series about pirates, they are popular for their fantastic fanfiction and fanart… and they are members of the same discord server.
Neither of them likes the other, but across the chaotic virtual world of a discord chatroom, who knows what can happen when these two unlikely fans are paired up for an exciting collaboration?
Us. We know ;)Discord Server AU — a collaboration between Phoenix_Soar (fic) and Djapchan (multivoice podfic organization & editing) for Pod-Together 2022
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- English
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- 29,656
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- 3/3
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- 3
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28 Jun 2024
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A.J. Crowley, best selling author of action thrillers and sci-fi dramas, wants to try his hand at romance. When writer's block rears its ugly head, his editor and literary agent suggests a romantic writer's retreat in a last-ditch effort to meet his deadline. Aziraphale can be a miracle worker at times, but there's no way a reclusive month away will spark all the romance he needs to finish...
Editor AU: In which two of the least romantic men on earth try to write a romance novel.
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- English
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- 5/5
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- 2
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- 777
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27 Jun 2024
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Emergency Leave by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jun 2024
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“You.. Came.. “
Aziraphale closed his eyes and concentrated on sending as much holy energy into Crowley's body as he could without hurting the demon further.
“You called.”, he mumbled after a few moments of silence, but Crowley was already gone when he let his eyes roam back down to the other. “Of course I did.”
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Crowley gets stabbed with a holy blade while Aziraphale is sorting business out in Heaven and when he realizes he probably won’t make it, he prays to see his angel at least once more before he dies.
Aziraphale, upon finding Crowley in a puddle of his own blood, decided to show Heaven the metaphorical middle finger and take all of his vacation days at once to nurse the demon back to health and maybe figure out what he really wants on the way.- Language:
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- 9/9
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15 Jun 2024
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Covenant of Salt by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale's hand slides down past Crowley's hip to fist his cock in time with his thrusts, and he bites again, and again, down to Crowley's naked shoulder, up to his earlobe, not meaning to be sexy, just biting like he's eating, tasting the salt on Crowley's skin, like he might consume Crowley entirely if given enough time.
"Talk to me," he gasps, between thrusts, between bites, his voice shaking.
"No," Crowley grits out, just before he comes.
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- 1/1
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16 May 2024
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Of Size and other Matters by LCwrites
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2022
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When Crowley gets a random text from an unknown number, he thinks it must be a joke at first. Turns out it's by a rather amusing stranger who might have an interesting matter at hand.
Aziraphale just wants to get an upcoming function over with and not have people trying to set him up with anyone. At least whoever accidentally received his message seems to take the mishap with humour.
- Language:
- English
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- 28,204
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- 6/6
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- 11
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- 617
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13 May 2024
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Experiments of an angel who has read entirely too much fanfic by azzfell, fellshish
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 May 2024
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From the confidential journals of A.Z. Fell
Volume 968-69When one stumbles upon ‘fan fiction’ of his life, what is one supposed to do? Not read it? Not try out a few of those tricks on his demon? That would be silly.
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- Part 2 of Aziraphale's Diaries
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05 May 2024
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This is the problem of human beings, Crowley ponders; they never know when to stop.
“Good Lord,” a familiar voice suddenly sighs on his left, close enough to be heard clearly despite the ongoing revolt. “What have you done this time?”
Crowley forces himself to ignore the headache that has begun to squeeze his skull again. “You wound me, angel.” He turns just enough to get a glimpse of Aziraphale’s blonde hair and rich clothes, grinning sharply. “Do you really think all this mess is my fault?”
Aziraphale rolls his eyes and takes a couple of steps to join Crowley. “How could it not be?” He asks. “As usual, you’re up to no good.”
“What is good and what is evil, anyway..."
[Essex, 1381]
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Just an angel and a demon Falling in love throughout History, Time and Space. Nothing new, really.Bookmarked by somebebop
03 May 2024
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heaven on the half shell by lineslines
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Dec 2023
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“Ohh,” Aziraphale hummed, suppressing a moan, “these oysters really are remarkable. If you do try one, Crowley, then do it here. Of course–” he considered, his head tilting back again, thrice now, and smacked his lips, “–nothing afterwards will compare. You’ll be ruined forever.”
Oh, he had a feeling he was ruined forever in more ways than one.
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[This is a universe in which they've been fucking for millennia - but never outright, always under the veneer of false pretense. When Aziraphale encounters Crowley in Rome, the demon's remarks about the invigorating qualities of oysters provide a welcome excuse, indeed. You know what they say about oysters.]Series
- Part 3 of False Pretenses
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24 Apr 2024
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Aziraphale, epicure that he is, has never tasted pussy. Crowley manifests one for him.
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- Part 4 of Leaves of Grass
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- English
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- 1,206
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 173
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23 Apr 2024
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The Importance of Being Earnest by mozbee
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Apr 2021
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“H’lo,” slurs a deep voice. Aziraphale turns to the man leaning heavily on the bar next to him.
“Hello—” Aziraphale pauses, lips twitching. “Oh my, the face paint is a nice touch.”
The man brightens and beams at him, rubbing a long finger across the green stripes on his cheeks. “Think so? S’new.” He leans in, nearly smacking his forehead against Aziraphale’s cheek. “It tastes awful.”
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That idea where Crowley gets drunk and hits on Aziraphale forgetting they're married--that's what inspired this.- Language:
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29 Mar 2024
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FANDOM AU! • Crowley is a BNF fic writer, and Aziraphale is a lurking artist who might be just a little parasocially in love with him. How they ever became friends is beyond him, but here they are: One month out from Prophet Con, and Crowley is asking him to be his boyfriend. Just for the weekend, of course.
- Language:
- English
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- 17/17
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- 2
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- 3,136
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- 4,683
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- 938
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- 102,659
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22 Mar 2024
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After the argument, when Crowley kisses Aziraphale, he tastes something strange - almonds. Suspecting there was chicanery with Aziraphale's coffee, he stops time, Aziraphale clears his system, and they talk quickly - but for the sake of the earth they have to separate. Now it's a race with time to find the Son of God and stop the Second Coming.
And as soon as they're done with that, they're going to have a very long conversation.
- Language:
- English
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- 12/12
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- 597
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- 661
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- 132
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- 10,891
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21 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale is trapped in a time loop, reliving the days since Gabriel arrived.
What he has to fix? It's a mystery
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,475
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 644
- Kudos:
- 3,615
- Bookmarks:
- 809
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- 40,747
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21 Mar 2024
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Readings From the Books of Ashtoreth by Quefish
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Oct 2022
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Vicar Aziraphale Bookman has a comfortable life. He lives in and serves the small village community of Tadfield. He enjoys contributing to local businesses, taking walks, and of course reading. His 'guilty pleasure', which gives him no guilt and all pleasure, is a series of novels by one AJ Ashtoreth. But what happens when he reaches out with an innocent bit of fanmail?
- Language:
- English
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- 53,235
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- 23/23
- Collections:
- 1
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- 773
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- 652
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- 141
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- 15,039
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21 Mar 2024
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“Those were tasteful nudes,” Aziraphale says sharply. Really, now. The rest he can just about tolerate, but this is getting quite silly. When he glances at Crowley, he finds him looking over at him in the besotted sort of way he tends to whenever Aziraphale is getting feisty. “Surely the Almighty would allow,” Aziraphale goes on, “or indeed encourage us to celebrate the glory of the design — ”
“You have been using the Heavenly-issued telephones to send lewd photographs to one another?” Uriel interrupts. “The phones you were issued aren’t equipped with an image-taking function.”
“Ah,” Aziraphale says.
(Crowley says yes to Heaven. He and Aziraphale enjoy three fornication-filled weeks there before they’re banished for good.)
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21 Mar 2024