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    "So," Jaskier said, trying not to act too much like a startled deer. All four of the dragons were watching him keenly. The bristleback was even tapping a claw against the ground, impatient, like he couldn't wait for Jaskier to stop talking so that he could abandon all pretense of politeness and lunge for Jaskier.

    Do bristlebacks eat humans? Jaskier wondered. He really should have spent more time with his compendium last night, after they'd seen the Cutter, but Jaskier thought that pulling it out of his pack to consult its pages now would probably get him eaten. He swallowed.

    Dragons respect bravery, he reminded himself. Just ask what you came here to ask. Then – then pray.

    "Have – do – have any of you thought about taking up arms – well, wings, I suppose – for king and country?" Jaskier asked. "Redania – all of the North – needs help against Nilfgaard."

    The white wolfheart showed Jaskier all of his teeth. "Honestly," he growled, "I'd rather die."

     

    (Or, a Witcher/Temeraire fusion AU, because there aren't enough Temeraire fics in all of the world, and while there are many, many excellent dragon!Jaskier fics out there, I wanted to try something a little different.)

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    09 Jan 2026

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    Harry just wants to have a quiet life and get along with everyone. He wants to be normal, and accepted. Being “normal” for the Dursleys yielded great results in improving his standard of living, and as he heads off to Hogwarts he still retains that impulse to keep his head down and blend in. Of course, life isn’t as simple as that, and Harry is a magnet for trouble. And what does "normal" really mean, anyway? The pure-bloods in his group of friends think he should learn more about their culture and religion if he wants to fit in.

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    11 Aug 2022

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    “…I’m catholic,” Rogers admitted eventually.

    “Catholic, huh.” Tony hummed noncommittally. “How’s that working out for you?”

    “Oh, I don’t know Stark,” Steve said then, a sarcastic bite bleeding into his voice. “How’s atheism working out for you?” he snarked.

    “…Touché,” Tony allowed. “And not too shabby, actually. Satan here doesn’t really inspire much faith in the big guy, if you hadn’t noticed, so I’m currently dealing with one crisis at a time.”

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    Or, Lucifer utterly fails at returning to Hell at the end of season 4 and ends up in the Marvel Universe before the Avengers instead, and must now find a way home. Completely unoriginal concept, but I've had fun with it.

    Ignores timelines like nobody's business.

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    14 Apr 2022

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    Yes yes yes! This is lovely!
    Tony and lucifer friendship is hilarious

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    Once upon a time, there were two archangels Samael and Raphael. Then the war happened.

    Now, Lucifer is working with the LA Police Department, minding his own business, when they are assigned the case of Theodore and Helen Dowling, the murdered American diplomats. Their insanely named son has gone missing, last seen with the mysterious once-nanny, Ashtoreth Crowley.

    He hopes he doesn't have to introduce his brother to Pierce/Cain. The result will not end well, especially not for the darling angel he has tied himself to.

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    04 Apr 2022

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    When Lucifer orders the demons back to Hell, he sends ALL the demons back. And a certain Serpent of Eden would really just like to get back to his love and life in Soho. But Lucifer has other plans for the demon who botched the apocalypse.

    Set immediately following the finale of season 4 of Lucifer, and twenty years after the book version of Good Omens.

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    01 Apr 2022

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    exceedingly lovely💚