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‘I’m not joking,’ Joel spat. ‘I’ll get you fucking done for this.’
Nick turned to Joel, his eyes doing a quick top-to-bottom skim that made something hot strike Joel’s gut like a suckerpunch.
‘Orrr,’ Nick said slowly, tilting his head on one side with that obnoxiously attractive little smirk. ‘You could get fucking done, and shut your little bitch mouth.’
Joel sucked air sharply through his teeth as a ripple of laughter circled the room. Everything felt a little too loud all of a sudden, his senses prickling. The music throbbed against his skin, low rhythm pulsing in his ears, off-kilter with his pounding heartbeat.
‘What the fuck did you just say to me,’ Joel breathed.
Nick’s eyebrows rose as he hooked his thumbs into his belt loops, and he looked Joel up and down with a slower, more deliberate eye.
‘Like you weren’t asking for it, going out like that,’ Nick said with a smirk.
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Joel went to deliver pizzas.
He got a bigger tip than he’d bargained for.
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10 Mar 2026
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I know words won’t be enough by suzukiblu
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Apr 2020
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“I want you to help me heat partner Geralt,” Jaskier says, and Yennefer . . . pauses, and tilts her head.
“Sorry?” she says.
“You know how omega witchers are completely insatiable?” Jaskier says. “Yeah, that doesn’t really get more manageable when they’re in heat.”
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10 Mar 2026
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I dunno man I just saw the new trailer and I’m Mauling Waterboy by Inhale_AAAAAA
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
22 Oct 2025
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“He’s going to torment this fucker. This guy who thinks just because he’s got the leash, he’s safe. He’s only safe because Robby is keeping an eye on them.
So Flambae just has to play along, play nice. Just for a little while, until Robby decides they don’t need supervision. Then he can do whatever he wants.”
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- Part 1 of Connected Trans Waterboy Polycule
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26 Feb 2026
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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.
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26 Feb 2026
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It was supposed to be a joke.
It was supposed to be a one-off thing to mock the team for how immature they were being.
So why the fuck was it working??
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