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“It wasn’t your job to save us, dumbass.”
“I wanted it to be.”or
Blitzo protects the things that are his. Barbie and Fizz are at the top of that list, whether they want to be or not.
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09 Apr 2026
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Steady Beat of the Funeral March by helluvabutt (Letoregina)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
02 Apr 2026
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Blitzø decided it would be a good idea for the gang to go on a hit. Get some extra cash and blow off all the pent-up frustration Chaz's funeral caused.
Blitzø was wrong.
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02 Apr 2026
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Blitzø's gotten pretty good at keeping his act together. Shove it all down, keep it under lock and key. Don't say weird shit. It's always been easy to get everybody to buy the act, but there comes a day where Blitzø just gets sick of trying to force the show to go on.
Also known as: Blitzø's blackout bender adventure with an astounding lack of consequences. As always, Stolas is there to catch him when he falls.
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22 Feb 2026
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Blitzø has always known his way around a set of ropes. Helping Fizz with the latest circus trick, being tied up and used by the strangers he slept with after the fire, trying to maintain some fledgling control over his relationship with Verosika, and... well, keeping up with Stolas' perverted bird needs or something. Point is, Blitzø knows bondage. He just doesn't quite know himself.
OR: A love story told in five knots. [Written for the Helluva Mini Bang 2025.]
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07 Feb 2026
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When Blitz dies in a bar fight--REAL fucking embarrassing, he does NOT wanna talk about it--that should be the end, right? Poof, done, nothing more.
But maybe things are a little more complicated than he ever realized, and while it's not a whole "It's A Hellish Life" thing, he's honestly surprised at the whole train of Significant People In His Life who've got a few final words to say for him--and not all of it is bad? Somehow?? Fucking wild.
(And also, maybe, just maybe, there's a whole big misunderstanding about the dying thing--whatever. Still fucking embarrassing, let's talk about it fucking never.)
[written for the Helluva Boss Mini Bang 2025, with art by Eveeka ❤️❤️]
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01 Feb 2026