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  1. Rec 18

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    Sometimes you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed, and nothing can disrupt your bad mood, luckily Eddie has a live in symbiote to take him back to bed and sort him out.

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    15 Mar 2026

  2. Rec *

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    The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.

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    31 Dec 2025

  3. Rec 25

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    Geralt can honestly say that he is happy with his life. He hasn't had the best childhood and neither did his time in the military do him any good. There was that hot but also horrible relationship with Yennefer. But now, he is happy. He loves his job at the hospital, he loves his adoptive daughter, he loves his brothers who live in the same city.

    Which is why he doesn't need anything to change. He's not looking for a relationship, there has been enough heartbreak in the past, thank you very much.

    If only it weren't for the new doctor with his crazy blue eyes and his flirty smiles who keeps making him want things he hasn't wanted in years. Or maybe he has been wanting them all the time, actually. But this new guy has a reputation. And as established, Geralt isn't interested in letting himself be hurt again.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    There aren’t many things that will incapacitate a witcher for long, but a severe head injury will do it. After a hunt gone terribly wrong, Geralt discovers that the physical recovery is difficult, but more so is the boredom that goes along with it. While unable to survive on the Path, Geralt takes the opportunity to challenge himself in new ways, attending a wide variety of the classes offered at Oxenfurt university, and in the process heals more than just his head injury.

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    18 Dec 2025

  5. Rec 7

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    Jaskier has... a thought. 
    It’s merely the natural progression of things, he tells himself. And usually, he’s a much better liar, with an impassable expression that serves him very well at Gwent.
    And yet, as he lay on his belly between Geralt’s spread legs, his mouth around the witcher’s cock, his lips brushing the hot, throbbing gland at the base, it strikes him. He looks up at Geralt, still armored to the teeth except for his unfastened trousers. Geralt looks back at him, his slack expression of pleasure hardening suddenly as he growls, “no.”
    Were Jaskier a moral man, that would've been the end of that. As it is, though, he makes a pleading sound in his throat.

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    17 Dec 2025