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You meet a man at a bar named John. You immediately dislike him for taking the name of your father and you immediately see in his eyes a glint that's a touch too dark. You smile at him and when he smiles at you, you can't help but think how fitting it is that humans have forward-facing eyes.
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Trevor and Arasha have been planning this for weeks, and talking about it for months before that. But planning something and actually doing it are two very different things. Trevor can't help being a little nervous. Luckily, the easiest part of it all was deciding who to ask.
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Liam says it as a joke. He didn't think Isack would commit to the bit.
He'll blame it on RacingBulls' media team.or
Liam and Isack put their newly acquired acting skills to use in their hotel room with an empty pizza box.
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14 Mar 2026
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"Can I suck you off?"
The question came out of the blue, a breathy plea more than anything, dripping from wet, parted lips like honey.
Oscar wasn't sure how to respond, he stared down at the man in disbelief. Was Lando being serious? They met two minutes ago, Lando had no idea who he was, and still, he was propositioning Oscar? Just like that?
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- Part 2 of julie's landoscar fics
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12 Mar 2026
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Lady doth protest too much by Ren_Saxon for tasty_littl_snack
Fandoms: Watcher Entertainment RPF, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
31 Jan 2026
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Ryan was the one who brought the topic up – on camera, during Mystery Files, which was stupid to begin with, but whatever, they’ll cut it out, like they always do when he and Shane go on pointless tangents.
(And he determinedly doesn’t think about how many tangents there are, how well they click, how they never run out of stupid shit to talk about, because that’s normal, that’s just how friends are, right? … Right?)
“Who’s more handsome?” he asked Shane, “you or Scott?”
Ryan tries to set up Shane and Jake.
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[Podfic] Weathering Sweater Weather by roseszain
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
21 Sep 2022
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‘The sweater fits Ryan reasonably well, looser and tighter in places where it isn’t on Shane. Shane is lengthier in the arms and chest where Ryan is... girthier and his strange choice in mental terminology leaves him thinking about what else might be girthier on Ryan. Christ it’s cold and Shane needs the blood in his extremities but not that extremity and balls deep in muddy Virginian brush screeching at the top of your lungs is not the right time to be thinking about your friend’s dick.’
Prompt fill for The Buzzfeed Creations Challenge, Cosy sweaters!
Podfic of Weathering Sweater Weather by MercurySkies.
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Podfic length: 0:20:42
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