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    Following the Battle of Naboo, the Republic, and the Jedi, are concerned at the return of the Sith. To pre-empt the old alliance between the Mandalorian Empire and the Sith, the Jedi reach out to the Mandalorian Empire to arrange a marriage between the Mand'alor and one of the Jedi Order. Obi-Wan Kenobi marries Jango Fett, moves to Mandalore, and struggles to balance the line between duty and personal desire.

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    Mandalorians had this odd sense of humour where they liked watching strangers get teary eyed from eating the spiciest dishes.

    “Familiar with pirpaak ?”

    “Not this particular one, but familiar enough to know what to expect.” Ben replied.

    Food was an important part of Mandalorian culture. Aliite tended to have conflict over whose dish was the better recipe. It was like Jedi and their tea blends.

    “Where did you have it?”

    “Sundari.” Ben replied, “It was a lifetime ago.”

    “Ughh, Sundari’s drap? What’s the name of the place?”

    “I am unsure, though it might have been a bit spicier than this one.” Ben hid a smile at the outrage that followed his claim by taking another bite. Pretending not to notice the chaos he had caused, Ben glanced at the Mand’alor who was watching him in amusement.

    “Ever visited Keldabe?”

    Ben hid a laugh. “Only ran through it, really.”

    “What a shame. I will show you around.” Jaster offered.

    Ben smiled, “I would not say no to that.”
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    In which Ben Kenobi realises that it was only fair if the Sith actually had a player sitting on the opposite side of the invisible chessboard they had created.

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    "Please come back – you're my daughter, I'd do anything–!"

    She stopped, hand half-raised and ready to cast a spell. "Anything?"

     

    This is the old version! I'd love it if you'd read the new version instead: The Grand Vizier of Oz (2025 edition).

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    Bail closed his eyes to the Death Star destroying his planet. He opened his eyes to his wife-to-be proposing marriage. Some things were definitely not as they should be.

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    “Witcher, may I offer you, along with your coin, a night in our finest brothel?”

    Geralt narrows his eyes, hums, says, “Fine with just the coin.”

    “I promise you would not be disappointed. You’d have all the amenities. A bath, food, lodgings for the evening. And of course the company of whichever individual you might desire.”

    Geralt almost says no. It would be so much effort, to go to the brothel, to have someone picked out for him, to do the song and dance of what everyone always expects from him. But the free food and bath is enticing, and he’d be a fucking idiot to turn down a free fuck. “Sure,” he mutters. “So long as it’s free.”

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    09 Aug 2024