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Sometimes all it takes to protect your son is to let him protect himself.
Or: Bruce doesn’t remember the week and a half he spent de-aged, but even he can tell that people are acting oddly around him. Especially Jason. It all comes to a head when an infamous clown escapes from Arkham.
Or: After everything, we were supposed to be fine. Good, even. But your forgiveness had conditions that I couldn’t follow.
(Sequel to don't look away (they'll shoot if you do) (and honey, I ain't ever losing you))Series
- Part 2 of The Happy Batfamily Universe
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"Father was hit by a magic user on patrol."
"Me," Little Bruce clarifies, stumbling to try and place the jug of orange juice on the island without spilling it all over himself, "I'm father."
It's worse than Duke could have ever assumed, but he kind of can't stop smiling, "His memories have regressed too?"
Damian sighs, "Yes. He's currently eight."
"Eight and a half," Bruce corrects petulantly, frowning at Damian, which is hilarious because Damian glares back with the exact same expression.
(Bruce is hit with a de-age spell, now its up to his three youngest kids to pick up the pieces.)
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“I'm not suicidal,” Bruce says with a roll of his eyes, reaching out to take a biscuit from the plate in front of him. Alfred had specifically sent them with him to give to Clark, but what he doesn't know can't hurt him.
Besides, Clark doesn't even seem to mind, given he's more focused on glaring at Bruce from across the table, “I didn’t say you were. I simply made some observations.”
(The recurrent pattern of coming and going, decline and regrowth, of Bruce Wayne.)
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A Guide to Patrol Assignments in Gotham: Standard Operating Procedures and Mission Parameters by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
10 Mar 2026
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This guide outlines standard operating procedures for all field operatives: Robin(s), temporary Justice League liaisons, and other related vigilantes. The exceptions to this guide are limited: only Batman and Oracle (henceforth referred to a ‘B’ and ‘Oracle’ for the purposes of this guide) may operate independently of the outlined rules, and only for independent missions. Disregarding or diverting from these rules may result in serious bodily harm, mental distress, or, in the most serious of incidents, death.
Follow these instructions to the letter, as written, exactly as written. Memorize this guide and review it often in your mind. A forgotten or added word can mean the difference between life or death. The entity of Gotham does not believe in luck. Neither should you. Nonetheless, continue with the assumption that you have it. You will need it.
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Say You Swear by NotCassia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League of America (Comics), Justice League Action (Cartoon)
28 Feb 2026
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>Hannah
@hannahbanana rest in peace Angel, you'll be missed😞💔 [a picture of a bulldog with sleek black fur—Angel—mid a snarl so vicious there's visible foam dripping from it's mouth]47k likes 397 replies
>>Batman ✓
@batman Replying to @hannahbanana you swear hes gone right😟1.3m likes 507 replies
>Anna
@getannabortion sees post by @hannahbanana checks replies knowing damn well they're gonna be funny—BATMAN?!?😭🥀 [a meme of someone gaping, wide eyed and clutching their chest in absolute shock]82k likes 15 replies
>Jennifer
@niffer i JUST woke up😑29k likes 32 replies

