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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    "i imagine dr robby would fuck you on your front, don't you? press your face into the pillows."
    “imagine it a lot?”
    “you make it hard not to. making heart eyes at him every time he's in the room.”
    “least I don't start reciting davidson's every time he comes by.”
    “might do you some good. you're sloppy.”
    "you're an asshole. everyone thinks so.”
    “you're here, aren't you?”
    “he's never gonna give you that internship.”
    “he's never gonna fuck you.

    or

    with a little help from javadi's 21st, ogilvie & whitaker have it out.

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    22 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 75

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    Inspired by Pupenpie on Tumblr's post:

    Old dog Robby who didn’t even knew he could still knot until he accidentally knots inside Dennis

    Or something

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    20 Mar 2026

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    11:32 PM: hey sweetheart

    Whitaker felt his nose crinkle. He shouldn’t even respond, even if the words made his ears burn pink. It was only a matter of time before this guy asked him to meet up in a dark part of Pittsburgh, or solicited feet pictures, or blackmailed him-

    A follow up message, and Whitaker’s stomach churned, eyebrows pulled together as his eyes scanned the screen in confusion.

    11:32 PM: what’re you up to?

    What was any respectable, tax-paying citizen ’up to’ at 11:30 PM on a Wednesday? He wanted to snort- it was a stupid question. What was the point of catfishing anyway? What kind of weird sexual thrill did people get from lying or deceiving people? Or maybe they just wanted to be on TV in some weird twist of events. Freaks, that’s who. Still, if there was even a chance-

    His fingers seemed to be typing back on their own volition. No!

    11:33 PM: hi :-) just in bed, wbu?

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    19 Mar 2026

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    After Abbot and Robby discover that Dennis hasn't been laid since undergrad, they approach him with a proposal.
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    “God, man. His fucking pupils,” Jack said. He leaned in closer to get a better view of his pupils swallowing up the irises of his eyes.

    “I know. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think he was on something.” Robby grabbed Dennis’ jaw with one hand and slipped the other back down his underwear. “But he’s just being a really good boy, isn’t he?” He used the hand on his jaw to make Dennis nod his head.
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    18 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    Rather suddenly, with only an hour left on shift, Robby turns his wrath on Dennis.

    Rather suddenly, Robby's three-month-long motorcycle-themed suicide sabbatical turns into three months of intensive outpatient mental health treatment.

    His house key ends up on Dennis's keyring all the same.

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    18 Mar 2026