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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    "I am Sir Lancelot Du Lac, a knight of Camelot." Lancelot calls into the emptiness. "I wish to speak with the king of dragons, if he is willing." Lancelot's voice echoes through the chamber, like a whispered wind inside of a long abandoned castle.

    "King Arthur?" Lancelot attempts again, his voice far smaller than before.

    "I heard your first request, Sir Lancelot." A voice booms throughout the cavern. Lancelot stills and a tremor moves through his body. "I am considering whether it is worth my time to assess if you are being truthful or merely attempting to steal something precious from me."
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    There are dark works and darker magic at play in Camelot. A tyrant king rules with an iron and bloody fist, striking down any who oppose his cruelty. Sir Lancelot has never been one to stand down when faced with corruption and he will stand for it no longer. His mother, Lady Nimue, would tell stories of the king of dragons, King Arthur, and how his past was spent protecting the kingdom of Camelot before his disappearance.

    Perhaps a desperate knight with a deal can pull him back into a world that needs him.

    Maybe they kiss a little too.

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    04 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    It’s been a few months since the Wachowski’s brought Shadow into their home. Who has never experienced anything that life has to offer.

    When winter comes around, this young Shadow couldn’t seem to fight a certain instinct. No matter what he did, he was tired. He was missing out on whatever his brothers were doing. He hated it. He struggles all throughout this hibernation phase.

    All he can do is depend on his family to help him. He didn’t want to go to sleep. Never again…

    (See Authors Note please!!!) (ADDED FANART)

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Lancelot knew trying to ascend the ranks of Knighthood wouldn’t be easy. Not because of his capabilities, no, it was due to his nature. He was a creature born of a Hawthorne tree who couldn’t speak a lie and had blood of pure gold. He was fae; he couldn’t be trusted. That's what the council believed, at least. The king, on the other hand?

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    “You would be fulfilling a knight's duty by being my guard, yes,” Arthur leaned forward just a bit more, his elbow resting on his knee as his free hand propped up his chin, “However, to the rest of the castle you would be a… well, let’s say concubine.”

    Or// Lancelot gets the pretty princess treatment

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    20 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    King Arthur knew his knight, Lancelot. Inside and out. For better and for worse.

    His sudden avoidant behavior does not go unnoticed.

    Just what exactly was he hiding?

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    Or, the Arthurlot omegaverse AU quite literally nobody asked for.

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    18 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Being an omega kind of sucks, Shadow is determined to make it suck significantly less. He doesn't like alphas, and won't be made to. Life is full, between the struggles of making it work in a creative career, and Rouge insisting that he sees the sun for something that isn't work every now and again. Shadow's doing just fine. His meticulously organized life is then interrupted when a punky blue goofball of an omega walks his way into the salon. There isn't a name for omega to omega attraction, but maybe there's a name for this.

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    17 Feb 2026