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Lance has to clear his throat so he can speak without sounding like a garbage disposal but not before sending a piercing glare Keith’s way. “Remind me not to ask you for help next time I’m choking, Mullet.”
Keith rolls his eyes. “You’re fine.”
“Yeah I am.” Lance flashes a sharp grin, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. “Thanks for noticing.”
Keith shoves his shoulder but settles back by Lance’s side. He watches the crowd with a soft chuckle that leaves Lance’s ears ringing.
(or, Lance and Keith’s game of truth or dare leads to some unexpected revelations)
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10 Jun 2022
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cruel universe by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Apr 2020
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Peter Parker is possibly the only person with no interest in finding his soulmate.
Unfortunately, his soulmate finds him. And it's Spider-Man's name on that little gold card.
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- Part 1 of spideypool soulmate fics
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19 Dec 2021
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he loves me, he loves me not by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Dec 2021
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Peter Parker is a man of science. And, by extension, so is Spider-Man. The only thing he can't figure out is Deadpool.
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19 Dec 2021
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Hunk decides to bake and also multitask by encouraging Keith to just confess to Lance already.
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19 Dec 2021
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Lance is on the run. He's always running from Keith, at least when he's not chasing him, because there's only one daylight ring between them and Lance has had it in his possession for the last five years. Despite that, he can't wait for Keith to catch him again.
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24 Oct 2021
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infinity in your eyes, forever on your lips by ShatterinSeconds
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
22 Oct 2021
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Resting a hand on the wall beside Keith’s head, Lance draws closer to him, his smile a blinding white. “Hey, are you a vampire? Because I want you to bite me.”
Having taken a quick sip, beer dribbles back into Keith’s cup as he snorts. “What the fuck was that?” he says through his laughter. He wipes his mouth on the back of his hand.
Lance frowns, positioning himself beside Keith. Their shoulders touch, and Lance nudges him in the side. “A vampire inspired pick-up line,” he says, eyes flickering over the crowd of college students before returning to Keith. The corner of his mouth ticks upwards. “Humor me.”
“No, that was awful.”
(or, a slice of life fic about two married vampires living together in the modern age)
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23 Oct 2021
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That‘s Quite the Tip by devoosha for letmebelex (Luca_Amaranth)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
21 Sep 2021
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Keith delivers pizza and gets more than a tip from his customer.
I swear that this isn’t the summary for a poorly acted porn. I swear.
It’s not explicit, but has swearing and mentions of dick…it’s funny, give it a try.
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23 Sep 2021
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what happens in the abyss stays in the abyss by jilliancares
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
03 Sep 2021
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Keith's time in the abyss is creeping closer to an end, and he's practically vibrating out of his skin in anticipation to get back to the team. He can't imagine what's going on with them, what state the war is in after two whole years. He also doesn't expect that it hasn't actually been two years for the team.
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03 Sep 2021
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Charting Stars On A Stained Glass Ceiling by mornmeril for Amanita_Fierce
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
22 Jul 2021
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Merlin leads a relatively content life - or as content as is possible under the rule of a magic-hating King. When the arrogant son of said magic-hating King starts becoming a regular at his coffee shop, Merlin is a little puzzled. When said
Princeprat then proceeds to ingest a love potion on Merlin's watch that results in him having to move into the Royal Palace as Prince Arthur's (fake) boyfriend, Merlin wonders which deity he has angered. Things only get more complicated from there.“Welcome to The Drip and Grind, what can I get for you?"
“The same thing I always have,” Prince Arthur says, sounding vaguely disdainful and unbearably posh. “One would think you’d remember my order by now."
Merlin scowls. He remembers His Haughtiness’ order perfectly well, but sees no reason to inflate an already unbearably large ego.
“You’re not my only customer,” Merlin keeps his voice coolly polite; barely.
“You realise that’s not the proper way to address me?”
And is that a smirk at the corner of the stupid prat’s, stupidly gorgeous mouth?
“Apologies, your High-and-Mightiness. Now do you think you can tell me your order or must I divine it from my crystal ball?”- Language:
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25 Jul 2021
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His friends don't see it, but Lance is noticing Keith's behavior towards him is becoming weirder and weirder. Not that he's complaining.
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03 Jul 2021
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Arthur lies to get out of marrying a goblin, and things spiral from there.
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02 Jul 2021
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Keith is bitten by a love bug, except he and Lance are already dating (secretly). Now he has to pretend to be in love with Lance and keep his teammates from finding out that they're already dating in the first place.
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30 Jun 2021
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After an incident at a banquet, Lance and Keith are forced to convince everyone that they're dating, including their own teammates. Apparently, the fate of their newly-formed and highly volatile alliance depends on it.
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Another daily update fic! This time, the chapter's prompts were submitted to me and randomly ordered :)
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- Part 4 of daily update fics!
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01 Jun 2021
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Thanatos has never known what it is like to worship as the mortals do.
But in this moment, soft carpet beneath his knees, he thinks he can fathom why mortals pledge such devotion to beings they see as divine. Perhaps Thanatos will never worship as a mortal does, but he certainly knows what it is to feel in awe of a god.
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22 Apr 2021
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Lance has been avoiding Keith ever since he returned from the space whale, older and different and taller and different. Except they're paired for a mission together and Lance realizes that maybe not everything has changed.
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14 Apr 2021
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keith confesses to lance hoping that the expected rejection will help him move on ASAP. it doesn't quite go according to plan.
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03 Mar 2021
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Despite the fact that Lance wants Keith all to himself, he knows...just knows...Keith doesn’t feel the same about him. So he does what any best friend would do. Help the love of his life hookup with someone else.
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22 Feb 2021
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He’s back. He’s thought about this so much, but now that he’s here, it doesn’t seem real. He takes down one of the post-it notes from the wall above his bed, the only one that’s not in his handwriting. 'Get mullet-y ass kicked 9 AM,' it reads, and then there’s a strange drawing underneath that’s meant to be Lance’s bayard.
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After lost time, Keith finds his way home.
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21 Feb 2021
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His back hits the wall, hands gripping at the fabric of his dress. Keith is a good three inches taller than him, and he has to look up into that pair of assessing eyes. The man stops at a breath’s distance, chests almost threatening to touch. Lance can feel his own ragged breathing swimming between their shared space. God he just hopes that the man can’t hear his lousy heart beat, drumming and eating his nerves away.
Keith’s right hand slides next to his head, enclosing them further as the man leans in closer. Lance can’t scurry away, already pressed against the concrete as those piercing indigo eyes come closer and closer. Their noses almost brush as they continue to stand in silence.
“You have no idea,” Keith’s husky whisper vibrates against the room, “Of what I want to do to you in that dress”
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15 Feb 2021
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Keith gets sexiled by his roommate on Valentine's Day while baking a whole batch of cupcakes for the two of them to share. Whatever is he to do with twelve delicious cupcakes and no room to return to? A stranger soon pops up to fix Keith's predicament.
final prompt for klance valentine's week :)
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- Part 7 of klance valentine's week 2021
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15 Feb 2021