timeisweird
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- Doctor Who (60)
- Doctor Who (2005) (33)
- Doctor Who (1963) (26)
- Discworld - Terry Pratchett (10)
- Transistor (Video Game) (1)
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Exploring the universe, 100 words at a time.
A drabble collection of the Second Doctor's era.
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hold your hand (or keep you at arm's length) by timeisweird
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963)
01 Apr 2026
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Spring comes to the mountains, bringing bells on the hills, bread on the table, and the careful work of the Doctor and Jamie learning how close they're allowed to stand.
Healing, it turns out, is a slow process.
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- Part 2 of Studies in Appetite
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>>> REQUEST ACCESS: Nemorensis File Archive
// FILE REQUEST: Files recorded between 12005.279—12006.029.
// SUMMARY:> File archive contains records relevant to the integration of [DATA EXPUNGED] into the Core Intelligence System. Records trace system diagnostics, behavioural anomaly reports, document excerpts, incident logs, audio-video transcripts, internal communications…
>> BEGIN FILE REVIEW? [ Y / N ]
In the furthest reaches of the New Roman Empire lies Nemorensis: a colony-world dedicated to mineral extraction and scientific innovation. The Doctor, Jamie, and Zoe explore what the colony has to offer, all of it encased within great glass domes against the harsh, hazy skies.
But when the Doctor vanishes without a trace, it's up to Jamie and Zoe to bring him home.
[Chapter 31 coming soon]
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- Part 1 of Nemorensis
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An afternoon with Jamie and Céline during the summer of 1908.
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Wag Like a Little Wiener Dog (For Jamie in Drag) by timeisweird for whatifdanwasinthewargames
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963)
09 Feb 2026
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The Doctor, Jamie, and Victoria investigate a string of disappearances at a house of ill repute. This requires one of them to go undercover. It is not going to be the Doctor, and it is most certainly not going to be Victoria.
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Second Doctor/Jamie McCrimmon Vampire AU. Told in reverse-chronological order.
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It's Manchester, 1980-something, and acid jazz is on the rise. John Smith is a mild-mannered clarinettist who finds comfort in the simple things. His partner, Jamie McCrimmon, is a kilt-wearing Scotsman who's never far from a fight, or from John's side.
In the shed behind their house sits a police box, ordinary on the outside and empty on the inside. And kept in Jamie's sporran is a fob watch he doesn't dare open. He wakes each morning next to a man he calls his boyfriend, pretending they were always just John and Jamie—mates, lovers, life partners.
But John Smith isn’t really John Smith, and Jamie isn’t ready to say goodbye.
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the many lives of john t. smith by timeisweird
Fandom Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), SCP Foundation
14 Jun 2025
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A nasty run-in with a bio weapon puts Jamie in hospital. Thoroughly doped up on painkillers, he has something very important to tell the Doctor, and there's no time like the present.
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- Part 3 of OTPprompts
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23 Feb 2026
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"I suppose I’m concerned you might have some, ah, well, some unresolved emotional issues.” / “What’s that supposed to mean?” Jamie picks fights and discovers guinea pigs.
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05 Nov 2025
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“What are you, then?” he asked. “If you’re not a hallucination – perhaps you’re some kind of coping mechanism. There must be a fragment of your consciousness left in the TARDIS’ databanks.” Turning his eyes towards the central column again, he focused his mind on the ship’s singing. “Is this your doing?”
But she was quiet. If it had been her – he would have expected some sort of self-satisfied hum, at least.
“I don’t know what I am,” Jamie said, a little plaintively. “Just that I’m here. With you.”
Something in the Doctor’s chest softened, at that. He reached out, a little uselessly, like he could grasp Jamie’s arm and squeeze it until he smiled. “Well, ah -” He cleared his throat. “You’re certainly not unwelcome, whatever you are.”
A link between minds is a difficult thing to break, even across great distances. Separated by the Time Lords, the Doctor and Jamie might just find that the bond between them leads them home.
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21 Sep 2025
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“You know what I think?”
“Not in the slightest.”
“I think you’re in love with him.”
In which the Doctor is very nearly the last person to figure out that he's in love with Jamie - but there's still someone who realises after he does.
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12 Sep 2025
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He opens the door - “Oh! Jamie!”
Something hot and unwanted springs to life inside his stomach.
Jamie has been tied and bound and is lying, cramped and looking desperately uncomfortable, half-hidden under a rack of discarded lab coats and tarpaulins. His kilt has ridden up, and to the Doctor’s shame and scarlet delight he can see the indents of his own sharpish teeth, the purple bruises like berries on the insides of Jamie’s thighs, and he knows Jamie will know he’s looking too. He’s blinking up at the Doctor - his eyes are dreadfully wide and white - and glowering.
“Mmf,” he says, or tries to say, and shakes his head as a wet dog might, trying to dislodge an irritation.
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- Part 4 of the adventures of brat jamie
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07 Sep 2025