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  1. Rec 58

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    “Just… be happy, okay?”

    That’s the last thing Dan says before he gently lets the door fall into its lock behind him, the soft clicking more resounding, more final than any slam could’ve been.

    Phil can handle a loud fight – Dan always comes back after those.

    He’s not sure how to handle this soft goodbye into the night.

    Dan leaves.

    Phil doesn't know how to bring him back home - he just knows he has to.

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    12 Mar 2026

  2. Rec 61

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    Soulmate AU in which you get to see colours when you kiss your soulmate. Dan has a particularity.

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    11 Mar 2026

  3. Rec 14

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    Dan and Phil can't stand each other but Phil's son loves Dan and Dan is actually a very good babysitter. Phil can't afford to lose him, no matter how much he hates him.

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    10 Mar 2026

  4. Rec 93

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    When Phil invites Dan to the Lester family Christmas, Kath can only assume that they’ve have finally gotten together. Dan and Phil don’t realize Kath’s misunderstanding until it’s a little too late. But, how hard can it be to fake a relationship between them? (AKA: The fic where Dan and Phil are already dating, but have to be put in a fake relationship situation to realize it. Also, they do fluffy Christmas things with the Lesters.)

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    10 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 88

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    "And I'm supposed to go along with this because?..."

    Annabeth shrugs in an attempt to be nonchalant, but a small smile sneaks its way onto her face when she faces him. "Because you love me?"

    And Percy can't argue with that.

    Annabeth learns about the 'see if he melts' trend and wants to try it with Percy, who always tries his best to do whatever she asks of him.

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    08 Mar 2026