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Broken Knife (Breathing Strife) by toothpickonsalt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Oct 2025
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It is important to know that what happens next is not his fault.
He is dead to the world so he doesn't hear the hissing from somewhere in his apartment floor. He is so asleep he doesn't feel a weight drop on his bed. He is dreaming so he doesn't feel a snake bite on his neck when the dreams run out.
It is even more important to know that the novel Wei Wuxian came from was not only known for it's amazing cast and costumes, but also for the ending that managed to somehow devastate everyone.
Even the characters that remained alive did not get their happily ever after.
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The one where Wei Ying finds himself inside a novel bought for discount at a bookstore. The novel is good and all but he only knows the plot from the memes so...
Well, fuck.
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Epic Prank by toothpickonsalt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Feb 2025
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A-Xian: ok hear me out
A-Xian: I'm sending the most recent contacts on my messages a lyric from their respective number on my workout playlist
A-Xian: i have written what I think their reaction is going to be and as many as I get wrong I will stop listening to Spotify for those many days
A-Xian: and if anybody recognises what I am doing i will block that artist on Spotify
A-Xian: isn't that brilliant
A-Xian: Jiejie?
Shijie: Ah sorry A-Xian. I was so taken aback by the brilliance in your plan I had to take a walk around my house.
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Wei Wuxian thinks of an Epic Prank. With vast consequences and an awed audience.
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People think love's for show (but I would die for you in secret) by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
06 Mar 2026
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“Just… be happy, okay?”
That’s the last thing Dan says before he gently lets the door fall into its lock behind him, the soft clicking more resounding, more final than any slam could’ve been.
Phil can handle a loud fight – Dan always comes back after those.
He’s not sure how to handle this soft goodbye into the night.
Dan leaves.
Phil doesn't know how to bring him back home - he just knows he has to.
Bookmarked by toothpickonsalt
12 Mar 2026
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Second Chances by croissantbleu (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
17 Apr 2017
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Soulmate AU in which you get to see colours when you kiss your soulmate. Dan has a particularity.
Bookmarked by toothpickonsalt
11 Mar 2026
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Dan and Phil can't stand each other but Phil's son loves Dan and Dan is actually a very good babysitter. Phil can't afford to lose him, no matter how much he hates him.
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- Part 13 of 25 Days of Christmas 2017
Bookmarked by toothpickonsalt
10 Mar 2026
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maybe they're seeing something we don't, darling by phantasizeit
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
14 Feb 2018
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When Phil invites Dan to the Lester family Christmas, Kath can only assume that they’ve have finally gotten together. Dan and Phil don’t realize Kath’s misunderstanding until it’s a little too late. But, how hard can it be to fake a relationship between them? (AKA: The fic where Dan and Phil are already dating, but have to be put in a fake relationship situation to realize it. Also, they do fluffy Christmas things with the Lesters.)
Bookmarked by toothpickonsalt
10 Mar 2026
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see if he melts by demigosh
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
31 Jan 2026
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"And I'm supposed to go along with this because?..."
Annabeth shrugs in an attempt to be nonchalant, but a small smile sneaks its way onto her face when she faces him. "Because you love me?"
And Percy can't argue with that.
Annabeth learns about the 'see if he melts' trend and wants to try it with Percy, who always tries his best to do whatever she asks of him.
Bookmarked by toothpickonsalt
08 Mar 2026