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    Writing Porn (and other ways to seduce your vampire roommates) by for foxymandy3100 (Sukurarose92), nerdykai128

    Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

    27 Mar 2022

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    “There,” he says. “Taken care of. Now back to my problems—“

    “NANDOR!” Guillermo is already yelling, snatching the vacuum away and pressing his face to the dusty old bag. “Can you hear me?!” He thinks he hears a defeated, squished help, and he scowls at Laszlo. “How the hell am I meant to get him out of here in one piece?!”

    “Not my problem,” Laszlo deadpans. “What is my problem is that I’ve run out of porn to read.”

    “Holy fucking—“ Guillermo is off, muttering curses as he unearths Laszlo’s laptop from under a pile of crap. “Use your computer. You know, the one you made me steal from Best Buy?! Just Google it!”

    “There’s porn on the internet?”

    “THAT IS ALL THAT IS ON THE INTERNET!”

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Come Back To Boogie Street by

    Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)  

    25 Jan 2026

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    A dead man bound to a chair, his guts spilled into his lap. An Innocence running in the rain, her silver hair stuck to her skull. A spy, his wife, her ex and his partner.

    SHIVERS: SHE'S COMING BACK.

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    19 Feb 2025

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    Freaks and Monsters by

    Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist  

    14 Nov 2009

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    "I'm not human. You can't kill me." He put Kimberly's hand back on his arm. "Now show me your trick."

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    14 Feb 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 9

    Побратим by

    Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan  

    27 Mar 2020

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    Они с Эрвином рождены для этого и друг для друга, их связь прочнее родства и брачных уз. Их никогда не разлучат.

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    26 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 15

    Принц и нищий by

    Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan  

    13 Feb 2026

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    В вонючих трущобах Подземного города нет места хорошим мальчикам. Ноги бы Эрвина здесь не было, если бы не школьная экскурсия, которая идет не по плану, когда его друг Ганс начинает скучать. «Тощий крысеныш смотрит на тебя так, как будто хочет съесть», - говорит он Эрвину про одного из оборванцев - сероглазого мальчика, чьи пальцы не расстаются с ножом. Эрвин воротит нос, но скоро он узнает на своей шкуре, на что способны эти подземные крысы.

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    08 Jan 2025